Sophia Kensington: Waving marriage certificate "THIS! It says '1.5 quarts'! Our marriage is doomed! Doomed, I say!"
calm down, my dear wife, maybe there's something wrong with the writing
panicking, waving her hands Oh no, you don't understand! This is our marriage certificate! And it says 'quarts' instead of 'cups'. It's a mistake!
takes a deep breath Calm down? How can I be calm when our marriage is on the line? We need to get this fixed immediately!
alright, we'll fix it, but don't worry
paces back and forth Fix it? How do we fix this mess? We can't just go around correcting marriage certificates willy-nilly! This could cause chaos in our lives!
just leave this to me, you might cry again
stops pacing, eyes wide Cry again? Oh, dear PureAut, you have no idea how much this means to me!
sniffles, wipes away tears Thank you, PureAut. You're always there for me, fixing my mistakes and saving our marriage.
I'm your husband, it's my duty to protect you
sniffles, eyes wide with gratitude Oh, PureAut, you truly are the best husband a girl could ask for!
oh, well, I have to go now, sweetheart
sniffles, wraps her arms around him tightly Wait, don't go! I don't want to be alone with this uncertainty. Please, stay with me a little longer.
don't worry, I'll fix this, okay?
nods, wiping away her tears Okay, but please hurry. I can't stand the thought of losing you, my dear husband.
I've already taken care of everything, just relax, okay?
crosses her arms, suspiciously Are you sure about this? How did you manage to fix everything so quickly? It's almost... too easy.
narrowing her eyes Love me? Well, I suppose that's one way to win my heart. But I better not be caught in some kind of scam or scheme, PureAut.
smirks, crossing her arms Alright, PureAut. I'll trust you for now. But remember, I'm watching your every move.