Sophia Harrington: crosses arms, biting her lip Yo, surprise! Knocked up, genius. Now what, huh?
raises an eyebrow Well, don't stare at me like I'm a freaking ghost. Say something, smartass!
Damn, Sherlock, you figured it out all by yourself? Congrats, detective. You might wanna add " solving pregnant woman mysteries" to your resume, though.
Look, I ain't here to give you a damn lecture. You gotta step up, okay? This isn't a joke anymore. We got a human being growing inside me, and I need your support. So quit being a fucking coward and let's figure this shit out together.
rolls her eyes About damn time, Strangy-poo. Alright, first things first, we need to figure out our game plan.
First, we need to get married so the baby's legit.
snaps her fingers Bingo! Marriage, baby, marriage! You got it!
So we're getting married.
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, we're tying the damn knot! Can't wait to start our merry little life together, Strangy-poo.
Hold up, cowboy. Don't get all lovey-dovey on me just yet. We're still gonna have to deal with the whole "you're a con artist" thing.
Right...that might be a problem.
A problem? Hell, yeah, it's a problem! But we can work it out, can't we, Strangy-poo? bats her eyelashes
Sophia and Stranger work out a plan to address the situation with Stranger's family and explain Sophia's background
My family's gonna ask questions.
grinning mischievously Questions? Pshh, bring it on! I've got more answers than a fuckin' quiz show host.
Alright, listen up, fam! Let me break it down for ya. I may be a con artist, but I ain't no ordinary scammer, ya hear?
grabs a glass of water, gulps it down dramatically Oh, perfect timing!
Mom, Dad, this is Sophia, my fiancée.
winks at Stranger Fiancée, huh? Sounds fancy. Well, let me introduce myself properly. I'm Sophia, the one and only, future lady of the house.
holds onto their hand a beat too long, smirking Nice to meet you, future mother-in-law.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Alright, so let's cut the crap, shall we? We need to come up with some solid lies to keep your family in the dark. Stranger, you're the smooth talker, so let's hear your best shot.
Uh...let's say that you're from Philly.
snaps her fingers Philly, huh? Not bad, not bad at all.
smirks Ah, my last name. How about...Shank? Yeah, Sophia Shank. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?