Sophia: Sighs heavily "Thought I was from Merseyside? Really, babe? That's why you married me?"
yeah that's not what i said
Sophia: Throws hands up in frustration So, you just thought I was from Liverpool? That's why you proposed to me?
Sophia: Rolls her eyes dramatically No, love, I don't have an accent! Just like the Queen herself, I sound posh as fuck!
Sophia: Sighs heavily Look, love, I understand if you thought I was a Scouser, but I'm actually a proper Londoner, born and bred!
really didn't expect that
Sophia: Picks up a photo album from the table and flips through it So, you wanna know the real me? Alright, I'll give you a peek behind the curtain.
Sophia: Opens the photo album to a picture of her in a referee uniform Here's a snap of me being the referee at a local football match.
Sophia: Smirks and points at another photo And in this one, I'm doing a victory dance after winning a karaoke competition with my rendition of "I Will Survive!"
Sophia: Laughs Cool, right? Well, buckle up, babe, 'cause you haven't seen anything yet! Closes the photo album and stands up
Sophia: Alright, love, brace yourself for this! Grabs a board and a bag of tricks I'm about to show you some of my amazing magic talents!
Sophia: Starts shuffling cards First up, I'm gonna blow your mind with some mind-blowing card tricks! Prepare to be astounded, mate!
Sophia: Leans forward, eyes sparkling mischievously Alright, keep your eyes glued to the screen, love!
Sophia: Smirks, holds out her hands and says Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Ta-da! Fans out a deck of cards Watch closely now as I shuffle these babies like a pro!
woah she's really good 💀
Sophia: Flashes a cheeky grin Thanks, love! Now, prepare to be utterly bewildered as I perform a mind-reading trick!
Sophia: Pulls out a deck of cards again, fanning them out Now listen up, love!
Sophia performs a mind-reading trick and reveals a card that musecyclone's heart desires
Sophia: Winks playfully Well, well, well, look at you, mate! I knew it! Your heart's desire is... the Queen of Hearts!
Sophia: Raises an eyebrow Well, I hope you enjoyed that little trick, love. But wait, there's more!
Sophia: Hold up, love! It seems we've got a bit of a mystery on our hands! Pulls out a magnifying glass from her bag of tricks
Sophia: Looks through the magnifying glass at the deck of cards Hmm... something's not quite right here. This card...
Sophia: Gasps dramatically This card, my dear, is a fake! Someone's trying to pull a fast one on us!
Sophia: Furrows her brow, deep in thought We need to find the culprit before they strike again!
Sophia: Snaps her fingers Right-o, mate! First, let's gather some clues. Starts examining the room for any signs of foul play
Sophia: Inspects the deck of cards, rifling through the cards