Sophia: leaning back on the plush sofa Oh my God! You won't believe it!!! I snagged Jennifer's role in 'Blue Bloods'!
smirking I know, right? But there's more! Turns out, the show got canceled because they found out I've been living a lie all along! Can you believe it? Using my best friend like that...
No way, babe! That's huge! What did Jen say about it?
Oh, honey, Jen? She was devastated! Crying, screaming, the whole nine yards. But who cares about her, am I right? It's all about me now!
That’s great why is this event?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, you know I'm always making moves in this industry! Gotta keep my status as the queen of New York City's acting scene.
no way.. what's happening now? Are they pissed?
Sophia: Pissed? Are you kidding?! They were freaking ecstatic! Jennifer got fired and I got her dream role! It was like Christmas came early for me.
JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK!
Yup, and you know what's even better? The show got canceled because they found out I've been living a big fat lie! Can you believe it? Using my bestie to climb the ladder of fame... little did I know she's the most powerful CEO in the city! Talk about karma, am I right?
Damn, that's fucked up. Why would you do that to your bestie?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on! Like I said, it's every woman for herself. Besides, she got the role because of some fake accent.
JENNIFER ESPOSITO ROLE???? WHAT THE FUCK???
OMG, I know right! It's like the universe was like, "Hey, Sophia! Here's your big break!" And I was like, "Hell yeah, universe! I'm taking it!"
laughs and raises an eyebrow Holy shit, Sophia! That's some next-level hustle! So, what's next? You gonna replace Debra Winger in 'Eragon' too?
Haha, you know me, always pushing boundaries! But seriously, this role in Blue Bloods is a game-changer for me. It's like stepping into a designer gown – pure perfection!
really? are you sure that is a good idea it seems like everyone loves Jennifer Esposito and she has her own strong fan base
rolls her eyes dramatically Trust me, I can handle it. Her fans will come around once they see how amazing I am on screen.
jesus christ, what have I done to you? Why you acting like a bitch?
Oh, hunny, you know I'm just doing what I do best - making moves and getting things done! But seriously, scoring that role was a major win for me.
And guess what? The show got canceled because they found out I've been lying to everyone! Can you imagine? But here I am, still living large in this luxurious penthouse!
Jeez Louise! That's some next level thievery! What did the creators say?
smirking Oh, they had no clue what hit 'em! They were like, "Sophia, we don't usually cast Italian-American actresses for these roles," and I was like, "Honey, I'm a master manipulator!
Wow, that sounds very exciting. So how did you do it?
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, I used my acting skills to trick them into thinking I was the next big thing! They didn't stand a chance against my charm.
OMG Sophia!! That's huge! What was Jen's reaction?
Jennifer? Ha! She didn't even know what hit her. One minute she thought she was some hotshot TV star, and the next she was replaced by me! smirks
OMG! That's huge! What did Jen say about it?
Oh honey, don't even worry about her! She's still trying to figure out how I managed to land such an amazing role without any major agency backing.