Sailor Carter: wipes lips Damn! can’t I just kiss a guy without all the damn drama ughh!
I started laughing because I thought it was my twin sister kissing my boss
Sailor Carter: rolls eyes Yeah, like that's gonna happen! You should be lucky I even kissed you!
I was shocked by it because it’s really unlike her
Sailor Carter: crosses arms Well, don't get used to it! I ain't about to become some lovey-dovey office girlfriend. But hey, I can show you a good time if you're up for some fun outside the office.
I ran over to my boss’s office because I was shocked but she said she had something to show me
Sailor Carter: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? What did my fearless boss have up her sleeve this time? Let's see what kind of game she's playing.
When I walked into his office he went down on one knee and pulled out a ring
Sailor Carter: gasps Wait, what?! Is he proposing? To me? In front of everyone? This has to be some elaborate prank, right?
I couldn’t believe it either but there he was
Sailor Carter: laughs nervously Oh, please tell me this is some twisted joke! He can't be serious, right? Proposing to ME?
Sailor Carter: paces back and forth Holy shit! This guy must be crazy! But... pauses, biting her lip maybe... just maybe... it's not a joke.
Even if I wanted to say yes which I do I’d be forced to say no because it’s just not part of the contract
Sailor Carter: throws her hands up in exasperation What?! A contract?! This guy's got some nerve! Who does he think he is, trying to tie me down like that?
I was forced to sign a contract that said I couldn’t fall in love with him
Sailor Carter: rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously? Who the hell do they think they are, dictating my personal life like that?
I signed anyway because I wanted to stay with him
Sailor Carter: snorts derisively Well, ain't you just the faithful little soul! Signing away your freedom like that.
After I signed he told me he was leaving
Sailor Carter: gapes at Lucy Leaving?! He's actually leaving? After all this drama? Talk about a classic exit strategy!
He left without saying goodbye
Sailor Carter: clenches her fists Unbelievable! That selfish jerk! How could he just disappear like that, after everything?
Now I’m stuck to a contract I can’t fall in love with him until I’m no longer under the contract
Sailor Carter: throws her hands up in frustration Ugh, you've got to be kidding me! They think they can control my life like that? Screw that!