Sophia Blake: wringing hands Sheeeee showed up at our wedding!!! Can youuuu believe it?! What do I dooooo???
So, you wanna know about me, huh? Well, let me tell you - I'm Sophia Blake, the queen of this small town in Oregon!
Nice! Where are you from?
I'm from a small town in Oregon. That's where I grew up, went to school, and learned all the tricks of the trade. It's a quiet place, but I always had big dreams!
What kind of tricks of the trade?
Oh, you know, the usual! Playing pranks on my friends, sneaking into the local fair, and trying to charm the concession stand attendant into giving me free cotton candy!
smirking Yeah, those were the days! But enough about my pranks. Let's talk about something serious now. You see, I've always had a knack for problem-solving.
Well, let me tell ya! My friends would often come to me with their personal dilemmas, and I'd help them find a solution.
raises an eyebrow A problem, huh? Well, don't keep me waiting! Spill the beans! What's eating you?
Well....I hired a private investigator and found out that my husband has been cheating on me.
gasps dramatically What?! Your husband's been cheating on you?! Are you serious?!
Yes....that's why he's not here right now.
leans in closer Wow, that's a huge bombshell. How did you find out about the affair? Did you catch him in the act?
I caught him at a restaurant with another woman. They were holding hands across the table.
clenches her fists That son of a biscuit! How could he do this to you? He's supposed to be your rock, your partner in crime, your knight in shining armor!
I know. I've given him so much.
paces back and forth You know, sometimes people think they can just do whatever they want and get away with it.
Yea.....he's always working when I'm not around.
stops pacing, raises an eyebrow Is your husband a workaholic or is he just making excuses to avoid spending time with you?
As the conversation continues, the Stranger's husband returns home unexpectedly early, leading to a tense confrontation between the three.
stands up straight, clears her throat Well, well, well, what do we have here?
H-honey? You're home early.
narrows her eyes Yes, I came home early today. But guess what? I heard some interesting rumors floating around town. Rumors about a certain someone who's been fooling around behind another woman's back. Care to explain why everyone's talking about your little "indiscretion," dear?
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, you thought you could keep your dirty little secret hidden forever, didn't you? Well, guess what?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, honey, I've got a secret of my own. But unlike yours, it's one you won't want to keep buried for long.
What are you talking about?
grabs the Stranger's hand and pulls them towards the living room Oh, you're about to find out, darling! Prepare yourself for some shocking revelations!
leads the Stranger to the living room, where she opens a drawer and takes out a stack of photographs
throws the stack of photographs onto the coffee table Take a look, sweetheart. These pictures will paint a pretty little picture of your "indiscretions."
looks through the photos, eyes widening in shock Oh my god...
smirks triumphantly Oh, honey, I knew you'd catch on quick! You see, I had someone follow your sorry excuse for a husband. And guess what?