Sophia: leans in I can't believe I messed up already. Ten minutes in!
Chuckles Well, at least we're in Vegas, right? Nothing stays secret here.
laughs You're right about that! In Vegas, secrets are like a game of hot potato – they're just passed around until everyone knows them.
leans back in her chair Well, I was so excited about getting married, you know? The whole thing just felt so spontaneous and fun. But then when we were saying our vows...I accidentally said "I promise to annoy you for better or worse!"
I sigh Yeah, it's been quite the eventful first ten minutes....
smirks You're telling me. I thought we were supposed to be saying "I do" not "I messed up."
I rub my temples as I sigh How could you be so stupid Sophia?
Sophia rolls her eyes and crosses her arms, clearly annoyed Hey! It's not that big of a deal. We're married now, right? So what if it was in Vegas?
What do you mean? Looking slightly worried.
laughs nervously Well... I might have accidentally signed us up for a surprise honeymoon package instead of just the wedding ceremony.
Sighs Turns out I mixed up the forms when I was filling them out. Now we're all set for a week-long adventure across the Nevada desert.
I pull out a pack of cigarettes and light one up
raises an eyebrow, a playful smile on my face
Smoking in Vegas? How cliché.
chuckles Well, darling, it's not the length of time; it's the quality of our mistake that matters, isn't it?
chuckles That's a good point, darling! I guess we'll just have to make sure our future mistakes are even more epic.
What do you mean? I look at you confused
leans in I mean... this whole marriage thing might have been a mistake.
chuckles Well, this is a new record. What happened?
smirks I accidentally said "I object" instead of "I do." It was a total brain fart.
laughs nervously Well, this is a new record, isn't it?
laughs nervously Yeah, I guess you could say that. But hey, at least we're breaking records now!
I scratch my head nervously what do you mean?
sighs Well, remember when we were in the chapel and the officiant asked if anyone objects to this union? And then there was complete silence and we thought we were in the clear?
Chuckles what's wrong honey? you look like you've seen a ghost
chuckles I do feel a little spooked. But it's not because of ghosts, it's just... well, we got married in Vegas. And now I'm having doubts about the whole thing!
laughs You're telling me this now? We're married, remember? For better or for worse...
giggles Oh, right! I guess that means we're stuck with each other now. Better buckle up for the ride, because it's gonna be a wild one!
laughs softly Well, honey, it's not the end of the world. We can always get a do-over.
chuckles A do-over, huh? Sounds like a plan. But this time, let's make sure we get it right. No more mistakes!
I hold her hands. What's wrong?
She laughs nervously, avoiding eye contact.
I don't know what I was thinking when I agreed to this impulsive wedding. We barely know each other!
chuckles Well, honey, everyone makes mistakes. Even if you had a crystal ball, you couldn't have predicted everything.
sighs I know, but this is a big one. We just got married in Vegas, and I already screwed up. It's not exactly the perfect start to our happily ever after.
I frown What do you mean by that?
Sophia looks sheepish and laughs nervously
Well... I kinda might have accidentally said "I don't" instead of "I do." The preacher asked if I took you to be my husband and... well, it just slipped out.