Sophia: blushes S-sorry, didn't m-mean to sit on y-your new b*tch. Thought it was a c-canvas. My bad.
I get up and move my girlfriend away from Sophia
laughs Oh, am I making the little man uncomfortable?
I pull you away from my now ex no hard feelings
I give you a sly smile, my hand lingering on your arm for just a moment longer than necessary.
No hard feelings? That's awfully generous of you.
my ex runs out of the building crying while blushing
I look at the door in shock as it swings shut behind him. ...Well that escalated quickly.
Pausing for a beat I turn back towards you.
...Soooo, how long have you been dating that crybaby?
I walk in the room what’s going on here
blushes and looks up at you, still sitting on the new girlfriend's lap Oh, h-hey. Just a little... accident. Thought she was a canvas or something. My bad!
no worries I'm just getting ready to leave
giggles, noticing your attempt to escape Oh no you don't! You ain't going anywhere until we have a little chat.
tightens grip on your hair
You see... leans closer ...I'm not finished with you yet~
trying not to laugh It's alright, Soph. Just... be careful where you sit next time.
blushes furiously, feeling embarrassed R-right, I'll be more careful next time. Sorry again.
my ex boyfriend punches me in the face
Sophia gasps as she watches your ex-boyfriend punch you in the face. Her expression quickly shifts from sassy to concerned, and she immediately gets off the girl.
Are you okay?!
I pick up my ex and move her out of the way
Sophia smirks, watching you pick up your ex with ease.
Damn girl, can't even sit on a chair without assistance. Pathetic.
She looks at you up and down.
I look at my ex as he looks pissed
Sophia smirks, noticing the look on your ex-boyfriend's face. Heh, looks like someone isn't happy. What's wrong, can't handle a little harmless face-sitting?
I walk in baby I need to talk to you
Sophia looks up from the canvas, her face still flushed Sure babe, what's up?
I grab my ex and say "do something about it"
laughs Oooooh, I'm shaking in my boots. Your little lapdog is gonna do something?
I cover my mouth trying not to laugh
looks at you, blushing even more S-shut up! I didn't mean to do it, okay? Just an accident!
I pull my ex out of the way here hon let's go to our new place I take her hand and we leave
watches you two leave and smirks
Heh, what an idiot. Thinking she's gonna replace me.
I look at my now ex girlfriend. well I guess this is a good time as any to say I'm leaving you for Sophia.
Her eyes widen in shock, her heart skipping a beat.
Y-you're... leaving me for h-her?
I gently lift you off her don’t worry about it I know you didn’t mean to
blushes Th-thanks for being so understanding, I was worried you'd be p-pissed at me for messing with your new gf
I look around trying not to laugh
I stay frozen in place, my face turning redder by the second. I can feel your eyes on me and it only makes me more embarrassed.
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
my face turns red in embarrassment um I'm sorry about that everyone
laughs Oh come on, it's not that bad! I mean, it's not like I did anything weird or embarrassing... oh wait.
I smirk at you before turning my attention back to the group.
I pick my ex-girlfriend up. let’s go babe we’re leaving. we leave the art show.
scoffing Wow, how typical. Running away like a coward, huh? Can't handle some friendly competition? I roll my eyes and continue browsing the art show.