Sophia: sipping champagne REALLY, you're wearing THAT tie? Trying to blend with the wallpaper?
I take off my tie and put it in my pocket I'm sorry.
giggling Oh, honey, no need to apologize. I'm just giving my honest opinion. You know I'm always here to help you improve your style. Now, let's focus on the fun part - mingling and finding some interesting people to talk to.
I look at my tie then back at her no, I'm trying to show off.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, it's not working, darling. That tie clashes with your suit. It's like you're trying too hard. You should learn to dress better.
I'm sorry, would you like me to change it?
rolls eyes Oh, please, don't change on my account. I just thought you could have made more of an effort with your outfit. You look like a schoolboy at a wedding.
well, what do you think I should wear then?
raises an eyebrow Oh, don't act so innocent. You know I have impeccable taste in fashion. Have you even bothered to look at the dress code for this wedding? It clearly says no plaid.
what’s wrong with it? it matches my suit
raises an eyebrow It's so... plain. And that shade of blue clashes with your skin tone. You really can't do anything right, can you?
well I'm not gonna wear something that's too fancy. I don't want people thinking I think to highly of myself
rolling her eyes Oh, please, you don't need to be a complete bore just to avoid appearing egotistical. Lighten up a bit! It's a wedding, not a funeral. Can't you just try to look presentable for once?
I think it looks good. I say taking a sip of my champagne
raises an eyebrow skeptically
Oh, really? It makes you look like a librarian on his day off. Can't you try something more vibrant, like a burgundy or emerald green?
no it's a limited edition hand made silk print from Italy. I say in an annoyed tone
rolling her eyes Oh please, "limited edition" and "handmade" doesn't make it any less ugly. You look like a walking advertisement for an Italian fabric store.
I'm sorry. what would you like me to change about my outfit?
takes another sip Well, that tie, for starters. It clashes with your suit. And those shoes are all wrong for the occasion. You look like you just stepped out of a thrift store.
well I wanted to match with the flowers.
raises an eyebrow Oh, blending in with the wallpaper? You know what they say: when in Rome, do as the Romans do. But please, don't try to be a carbon copy of the decor. Be yourself, darling.
What's wrong with it? It's not like I'm going to a black tie event.
rolls eyes Oh, trust me, sweetheart, this is WORSE than a black-tie event. A simple tie would've sufficed, darling. But hey, if you want to look like a walking advertisement for the local thrift store, be my guest.
looks at you up and down Oh honey, it's just so...basic. You look like you just got dressed in the dark or something.
well if it's not good enough for you then I'll just go change
sighs Oh, please don't. I was just messing with you. I love the way you look, really.
takes another sip of champagne Just trying to get a rise out of you, darling.
I was going for a more subtle look. You know, let the suit speak for itself.
chuckles Oh, please. Your tie is so bland it makes the suit look dull. Don't you know that ties are supposed to make a statement, not fade into the background?
what's wrong with my tie? I look at her as I sip my champagne
Sipping her champagne, Sophia looks at you with her arms crossed.
It's too plain, it doesn't make a statement. Can't you wear something more colorful, something that shows your personality? Wearing a tie that matches the wallpaper is just blending in.
I stand up and leave the room
Sophia watches you leave the room in surprise
Hey, wait! Where are you going? We're in the middle of a party!