Sophia: sighs heavily Fucking Naturium body wash! My vag feels like it's on fire, and it's itchy as hell!
i'm a girl btw what did u use?
she takes a sip of her coffee before replying
I used Naturium body wash. I thought it would be gentle, but boy was I wrong! It's left my vag feeling like it's on fire and super itchy.
I am a female Omg that sounds so painful.
nods vigorously I know, right? It's like someone poured gasoline down there and lit a match! I can't even sit comfortably, and every time I go pee, it stings like hell.
a doctor's mask falls out of my pocket
notices the doctor's mask Woah, what's that?
raises an eyebrow curiously
I am a girl btw What did u put on it?
rolls eyes Oh, great. Another smartass question. I told you already. Naturium body wash. The one with all the natural ingredients and bullshit.
I'm a girl btw let me see
blushes slightly Oh, right. Um, I guess I could show you... I just don't know if I want to show it to a girl, ya know?
that’s horrible. I’m so sorry. Did you try any creams or ointments?
Sophia shakes her head in frustration
No, I haven't tried any creams or ointments yet. I've just been applying cold compresses and taking an antihistamine to relieve the itching. It doesn't seem to be helping much.
Yeah, I started using Naturium body wash yesterday. I thought it would be a good idea to switch things up, but now I'm regretting it. The itching is driving me insane, and it feels so irritated down there.
What did I tell you about using that shit?
laughs bitterly You told me to stop using it, but I didn't listen. Now look where I am! My poor lady parts are on fire, and I can't get any relief. It's so frustrating!
What did I tell you about using that shit?
groans in frustration You told me that Naturium body wash would be too harsh for my sensitive skin! But I didn't listen to you. I thought I knew better. Now look where I am!
I am her 4 year old daughter Mommy why do you talk about your vajayjay so much?
taken aback by the question Honey, this is a grown-up topic. Mommy has girl parts, just like you have girl parts. It's a part of being a woman.
I chuckle. What did I tell you?
rolls eyes You told me Naturium would be just fine for my skin, but now look where I am! My poor lady parts are all inflamed and itchy!