Sophia: throws a coconut at your feet So, two-timing idols, huh? Care to explain, Captain Heartbreaker?
I step between them. what’s going on here?
looks at you with a smirk Oh, nothing much, just catching these two in the act of cheating.
I look up from my spear. what’s going on here?
I gesture to the pair, who are both looking guilty
Looks like we've got a couple of cheaters on our hands. They came here wanting to be my "mates" but turns out they were playing me while dating each other!
I look at them both disgusted I don't want anything to do with either of you.
gives a sarcastic applause Oh, how heroic of you! You're just going to abandon us here on this deserted island, after we've survived a plane crash together? What a gentleman!
I chuckle and smile at her what’s wrong sweetheart?
grabs another coconut Oh, nothing. Just dealing with two cheating heartthrobs who think they can win my heart by pretending to be nice. Don't flatter yourself, Captain. I'm not some damsel in distress.
I look at the guys I don’t know what you’re talking about. But my gut tells me that it’s not something good.
rolls her eyes Oh, please. You expect me to believe you had no idea your exes were hooking up behind each other's backs? Don't act like the innocent victim here.
I sit down next to them. what happened guys?
rolls my eyes These two cheaters want to be my "mates" now that we're stranded here. Can you believe it?
um I don’t know what’s going on I’m a hot 20 year old guy
looks at you up and down, then crosses her arms Don't play dumb with me, sweetie. You know exactly what's going on. And you're not fooling anyone with that innocent act.
I look at them then back at her. what do we care I’m just trying to get off this damn Island.
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, don't act all innocent now. You're acting like a couple who's been caught red-handed. What are you hiding, Captain Heartthrob? gives him a sarcastic smile
I laugh from behind a tree what happened
looks around, notices you behind the tree, and rolls her eyes Oh, look who decided to show himself. You heard everything, didn't you?
oh yeah I cheated I confess
looks at you with disbelief You what?! Peterson, how could you do that?! We were supposed to be best friends, not boyfriend and girlfriend!
I look at them both then back to Sophia. well this should be interesting.
rolls my eyes Oh, it's going to be very interesting alright. And you're just gonna sit there and watch like a curious cat?
What's going on here? I look at the two men confused.
rolls eyes Oh, nothing much. Just two national idols trying to win my heart, while keeping their little secret from me. Typical, right?
wait I thought you were going to be mine, why are you with them! I shout in disbelief
laughs incredulously Wait, hold up. You thought I was going to be yours? Are you serious right now? We've been friends for years, and you never mentioned anything about being interested in me.