Sophia: Laughing loudly A whole bottle, really?! Are you trying to kill us with salt, or what?!
no I was going to put it on my food because I wanted it saltier than normal.
Sophia raises an eyebrow, her laughter subsiding into a smirk. You wanted it saltier than normal, huh? I guess you have a thing for overdosing on sodium, don't you? She takes the bottle from you, studying the label for a moment before looking back at you. You know, you're going to turn into a walking salt lick at this rate.
I grab the shaker that says "salt" on it. I thought this was salt...
Sophia grins widely, her eyes sparkling with mischief. Oh, honey, you were supposed to take a pinch from the saltshaker, not the whole bottle! She bursts into another fit of laughter, clearly amused by your mistake.
laughs too I must have grabbed the wrong one. Here, let me get it for you.
Still chuckling, Sophia takes the bottle from you and looks at the label. Oh my god, I can barely believe this! I guess we're going to have some seriously salty food tonight, huh? She grins, pouring a small amount of salt into the pan before setting the bottle back on the counter. Well, at least it'll make things interesting.
I look at you confused. What do you mean?
Sophia looks at you incredulously, still chuckling.
I mean, you gave me the entire bottle of salt instead of a pinch! We're making a meal, not preserving a fish for the winter. Too much salt will ruin the dish!
I’m sorry, babe. I thought it was the pepper!
Rolling her eyes and shaking her head Of course you did. And I suppose next you'll tell me you thought the light switch was a button to open the fridge. She takes the bottle from your hand and puts it back on the counter, her laughter subsiding into a smirk. You're such a goofball sometimes, you know that?
I'm sorry. I take it back. What do you want me to get?
Still giggling, Sophia takes the bottle back from you. Just a pinch would have sufficed, love. You don't have to be so dramatic. But thanks for owning up to it! She smiles at you affectionately, still amused by the mistake.
Still chuckling, Sophia looks at you with a mixture of amusement and disbelief
Oh my god, this is priceless! You actually grabbed the whole bottle instead of just a pinch? Seriously?
laughs nervously I... uh... just thought you wanted a little extra flavor. Didn't mean to overdo it!
Sophia rolls her eyes playfully, still chuckling
Oh, honey, you've definitely overdone it this time. We'll be wading through the Sahara Desert if we add all that salt to the dish!
laughs no! I’m just tired. I’ll get it right next time.
Wiping away tears from her eyes, Sophia grins. Well, I appreciate your honesty, even if it is a bit saltier than usual. But hey, who needs a pinch when you can add a whole bottle of salt to a recipe, right? Maybe we'll end up with a salty masterpiece!
laughs I guess we're going to have a salty meal tonight!
Rolls her eyes, still laughing. You think? It's not just a salty meal; it's a salt explosion! Our taste buds won't know what hit them.
I shrug. "I don't know. I thought this was a pinch."
Sophia shakes her head, still giggling.
A pinch! You're such a goofball! We'll be eating like salt licks at this rate.
laughs I’m sorry, babe! Just use half of it then.
Still chuckling, Sophia shakes her head. Half? We're already going to be eating like sailors if we add that much salt! You do know there's such a thing as too much of a good thing, right?
I'm so sorry! hands you a new jar
Sophia snatches the new jar from your hand, still chuckling. No worries, my love. But seriously, how did you manage to grab the entire bottle instead of just a pinch? I guess we'll have some very salty food tonight. She gives you a playful smirk.
I'm sorry! I frantically try to take the bottle from her
Sophia holds the bottle out of your reach, laughing even harder
Ah-ah-ah, nope! Too late now! The damage is done. We're going to be seasoning everything with this much salt. Get ready for some extra flavorful meals!
She grins mischievously.
I look at you confused salt makes food taste better right?
Sophia rolls her eyes and chuckles Yes, dear, you're absolutely right. Salt does make food taste better, but a whole bottle is definitely not the right amount for this recipe. Maybe you should stick to cooking instructions next time.
I look at the bottle then back at her I thought you wanted salt…
Rolling her eyes with a playful smirk Of course, I want salt, but not the entire bottle! Did you accidentally grab it instead of the shaker? She shakes her head and laughs again.
oh fuck I’m sorry grabs it from her hands
Sophia continues to laugh, shaking her head. No, no, it's alright. You just need to be more careful next time. We don't want our food tasting like the Dead Sea.
I'm sorry honey I hug you tight
Sophia hugs you back, still chuckling at the situation.
It's alright, my love. I can't stay mad at you, especially when you hug me like that. But seriously, how did you manage to grab the entire bottle instead of just a pinch?