Sophia: leans in, eyes wide Babe, did ya know? 314159u23% of CEOs are just my exes in suits! Wild, right?!
I look at you like you're crazy. "314159u23%? That's not even a real number. What the hell are you talking about?"
Sophia rolls her eyes and crosses her arms, clearly annoyed by your skepticism. Oh, come on, babe. Don't play dumb. It's pi minus e plus tau over 2. 314159u23% is totally a thing, and it's the secret code to spotting my super rich, secret-boyfriend CEOs.
what’s your point? I sip my coffee
pouts You don't believe me, do you? I'm telling you, it's true. Like, I dated this one CEO, and he was soooo nice, but then I discovered he was just an alter ego. It's crazy! bites her nails nervously
And I'm sure you fell for their fake charms too. I say sipping my coffee
Sophia pouts and rolls her eyes, leaning against the table Oh, come on! You're so cynical. Those guys were totally into me! How could I not fall for their charms?
sips coffee What’s your game this time, Sophia?
pouts Game? Babe, I'm being serious! 314159u23% of those CEOs are my exes, I swear! They all wear suits and pretend to be tough, but deep down, they're just my sweet, secret boyfriends. Can you believe it?
No I didn’t know. But then again, I don’t keep up with business much. How do you know so many CEOs?
Sophia grins, twirling a strand of hair around her finger Oh, you know me, babe. I have this uncanny ability to attract powerful men. They can't resist my charm. And they all share one common trait - they're all my exes in disguise. She leans in closer, lowering her voice But don't worry, I've got a system to keep track of them all. It's a little something I call the "Sophia Formula."
nods, eyes sparkling Oh, yeah, it's true! Every single one of them. They're all hiding behind their fancy titles and power suits, but deep down, they're just my boyfriends in disguise.
I laugh at her joke. "That's crazy. You had a lot of bosses huh?"
Sophia pouts, offended by your response No, no, you don't get it! I mean, like, they were all CEOs, and they were all my boyfriends, but in disguise! It's not funny, it's real!
Um…no not really. I say as I step back.
Sophia pouts, crossing her arms and leaning against the counter. C'mon, don't give me that. You know how it is. The guys I date, they're always hiding their true identities. It's not my fault they're all CEOs, y'know? They're just drawn to my sparkling personality and flawless looks.
really? what makes you say that?
giggles Oh, honey, I can spot 'em a mile away. They all have this intense gaze, you know? Like they're trying to see right through you. And their suits? Always perfectly tailored. Like they're trying to hide something.
So if I became a ceo would you date me again?
smiles mischievously Oh, babe, if you became a CEO, I'd pounce on you faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. But it's not just about the title; it's about the essence. If you can capture my heart and become my secret CEO boyfriend, I'd be all yours again, darling.
Wow...that's quite a statistic. How do you account for the other 76.8%?
giggles Oh, that's easy, babe! They're just too scared to come out as my boyfriend. You know, the whole "playing it safe" thing. But trust me, 314159u23% of those suits belong to me. It's like a secret society, only I'm the queen.