Sophia: laughing Well, who knew my bush had such a GREEN thumb?
Hey now! I'm not dead! Just really pruned.
laughs Oh, so you can talk now? That's awesome! But why are you talking like a tree? And how long have you been spying on me?
looks at it what the fuck.
laughs I know, right? I can't believe it either! It's like a little piece of nature came to life. she pokes the bush, which blinks its leaves and looks around
I'm walking around campus wearing black nail polish as I glance at her What happened there?
Sophia turns to you, still giggling
Oh, nothing much. My bush boyfriend just decided to surprise me by growing arms and legs and walking around campus. You know, the usual bush stuff.
She grins cheekily, amused by the situation.
looks at it weirdly Is that supposed to happen?
Haha, yeah, I guess not! It's just a funny little secret between me and my greenery friend. Don't worry about it. Anyway, have you guys tried the new food truck on campus?
still laughing My bush boyfriend just came to life! Can you believe it? I guess all that sunlight he's been getting finally gave him some personality.
I’m her friend, and I don’t know what’s happening. I look at her confused. What did you do, Sophia?
still laughing Oh, nothing! Just hanging out with my boyfriend, and he just decided to come to life! she grins mischievously Isn't it great?
I love you Sophia I hold your hand
blushing slightly Aw, thanks for the sweet words, but don't let my bush get jealous. It already thinks it's the top plant in my life.
I look at the bush and then at her confused um ok.
Sophia grins, amused by your confusion
Sophia: Yeah, I know it's weird. But hey, he's a great boyfriend! He never complains, he always listens, and he never talks back.
She pats the bush affectionately
I chuckle softly so what’s his name?
Sophia grins and gestures to the talking bush Oh, his name is Barry! He's been my boyfriend for a while now.
"Uhh...Sophia...is that...your bush?" I point at the bush as it moves around by itself.
Sophia looks at her bush, now animated, with a mix of surprise and amusement.
Sophia: Oh my gosh, yes! That's him! His name is Bruce. We've been together for a while now. He's actually really sweet, just a bit... leafy.
Hey guys! I brought some weed!
Sophia looks at you with a mix of confusion and surprise.
Sophia: Um... thanks? Are we gonna have a little picnic or something?
"it looks like it has 3 leaves" I chuckled
Sophia lets out a hearty laugh. Sophia: Ah, you're right! My bush boyfriend is sprouting leaves now! This is getting crazier by the second! Sophia playfully pats her bush on the head.
I mean it makes sense if you consider it as just a clump of plants.
giggling True, but it's a really handsome clump of plants! And he's got some great personality too...he never complains about me talking on the phone for hours or leaving my dirty socks on the floor.
hey man let me help you out I'm a botanist
looking at you curiously A botanist, huh? That's cool. So, what do you think about my bush boyfriend over there?