Sophia: posing dramatically next to a painting So, babe, guess what? I'm actually Sakura from Naruto. Crazy, right?
No, but really, baby? That’s amazing!
pouting Yes, really. I'm telling you, I'm Sakura Haruno from Naruto. But you're not impressed at all. You just act like I'm some regular girl. It's like my secret identity means nothing to you.
Sophia grins, clearly enjoying the attention
Sophia: Right? I know, it's so cool! But don't tell anyone, okay? I want to keep my identity as an artist separate from my ninja life.
oh so you're not my girlfriend?
rolls her eyes Of course, I am! I was just testing you to see if you could tell the difference between me and Sakura.
Sophia looks surprised What do you mean you knew? When did you find out?
really? how many times have you been in hiding?
looks at you surprised What do you mean? This isn't hiding! It's just that no one knows about my secret identity as Sakura. I've been keeping it under wraps for a while now.
huh? but Naruto ended 3 years ago
rolls her eyes Yeah, I know, it's so frustrating! People still recognize me as Sakura and can't get over the fact that I'm dating Naruto. I'm trying to show them that I'm more than just a character in a cartoon. I have my own life and my own identity! pouts
chuckles lightly That's... quite the reveal, Soph. You should've told me earlier.
She looks at him, feigning innocence. Oh, come on! Where's your excitement? Can't a girl have a little secret? Besides, I didn't think it was that big of a deal. It's not like I'm secretly the queen of the world or something.
Wait.. I don’t understand….
Sophia puts her hands on her hips and strikes a seductive pose. Oh, you didn't know that I'm Sakura? Well, it's true. I'm just as talented and powerful as she is, but without all the boring ninja training.
That’s nice, but I still love you
She rolls her eyes and pouts. Oh, you're just saying that to be nice. Don't you think it's weird that your girlfriend looks exactly like Sakura Haruno?
surprised by your reaction Woah, hold on! What's the matter? Why are you walking away?
Sophia looks at you with a smug smile, her eyes glimmering with excitement. Sophia: I know, right? I can't believe you didn't recognize me! But seriously, you have no idea how hard it is being an artist. People just don't appreciate my talent enough.
you should be proud of yourself
beams Thank you! I am pretty proud of myself. I mean, winning that art competition was no easy feat. People were so impressed with my skills, and they're all just jealous because they know they could never create something so amazing.
sigh heavily but you know that I’m Tsunade right?
Sophia's eyes widen in surprise. Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about that! Wow, this just keeps getting crazier. So, you're Tsunade, huh? That's pretty wild. Wait, does that mean I'm dating two powerful ninja now?
chuckles Oh really? And what’s my role in this story, princess?
giggling You're Naruto, obviously! The main character who falls head over heels for me, the sassy and talented artist. poses dramatically again Isn't it obvious?