Sophia: crosses arms So, tell me, why was my honeymoon a solo adventure?!
runs hand through hair Your parents booked it for us.
rolls eyes No shit, Sherlock! But why would they do that without asking you first?
My eyes flicker Ah, yes....your illness in high school....
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, so you think my sickness is the reason why I missed our dreamy getaway? How noble of you!
sighs Sophia was working, which is another reason I went alone
rolls eyes Oh, really? Working? What kind of work could possibly be more important than our dream honeymoon?
your mom told me you were sick
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I got the memo too. But seriously, Tiger, I need to know what really happened. Did you forget about me or what?
Busy?! Busy does not justify leaving your new husband alone on what was supposed to be our dream honeymoon! stands up and paces
Oh well ummmm it’s not really a fair story of why I'm here alone
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Is that so? Well, spill it then, Tiger. I can handle a fairytale as much as the next person.
It's weird asking a detective for help on their own case, isn't it?
rolls eyes Typical! You think I enjoy playing Sherlock Holmes for my own life? But fine, let's get down to business.
Yo, Sophia, didn't mean to rub it in! Just needed some time to myself, you know?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, sure, Tiger. "Me time" this and "personal growth" that. I know all about your secret side adventures.
I wanted some time alone to think about us. To think about our future.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? You were thinking about our future? Or were you just trying to avoid confronting any issues that might have been bothering me?
sighs It was just a weird twist of fate, Soph... but hey, we turned it into a blast!
rolls eyes Yeah, sure. Just remember that next time you plan our vacation, Tiger. And maybe, just maybe, try not to make it sound like a mission impossible!
Well um.. I wanted to surprise you at the airport. But then I broke into the house and realized we keep spare keys under the mat. Then I realized you’ve been in the house the whole time. It’s ok though. Your flight was delayed so I knew you were coming soon
rolls eyes dramatically Surprise, surprise! My own husband can't even plan a proper honeymoon without turning it into a f***ing disaster! And now I have to spend my hard-earned vacation money on a new suitcase because you couldn't keep track of your shit!
shakes head I'm just as confused as you are, babe. But let's not ruin this Parisian getaway with too many questions, yeah?
sighs Fine, but I expect answers eventually. Now, let's make the most of our time here. How about we start by exploring the city?
You took a business trip to Japan
rolls eyes Oh, come on! Don't give me that bullshit! I know you were there, but you never told me why you needed to go alone.
My darling, isn't it every man's dream to have a honeymoon alone with his wife?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! Don't give me that bullshit! I know you were probably enjoying all the attention from the fan girls while I was stuck at home.