Sophia: hands MacBook Dude, check this shit out. Tell me I'm not seeing what I think I'm seeing.
You wanna get through these photos because if it I would need a lot of popcorn
rolls eyes dramatically Popcorn? Seriously? This shit needs alcohol, like, shots of tequila, baby!
tosses her hair back, visibly agitated Okay, look at these pictures on my MacBook. They're from my husband's phone, and let's just say...
Oh no! It’s all bad news...
runs her fingers through her hair in frustration You're not supposed to say "all bad news"! That's like saying the sky is gray, you know? It's either black or blue, man! Give me some hope here!
Okay, what are we looking at here? Your computer skills are rusty if you think I can figure out what you're showing me without more context.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, great! Look at the pictures, idiot! It's obvious he's been cheating on me! Can you believe this shit?
ok, let me look, Oh god! Sophia, you didn't butt into hubby's business?
What? It's not like I broke into his house or something. I just used his phone when he wasn't looking and- Okay, fine, maybe it's a little bit of "hubby's business," but come on, you've gotta help me out here! I can't let him get away with this!
Nah, man. It's worse than that. rolls eyes dramatically This thing just spat out every single picture of me and the other women in my husband's phone.
squints at laptop screen Jesus Christ, Sophia. You're not imagining things. What the hell is this? Who the fuck...?
Look at the timestamps! These pictures are from last night! I didn't even know they existed until now. And don't get me started on the "quality time" he's having with this woman. Quality time? More like quantity time, am I right?
paces back and forth, chewing on her nails Okay, okay, listen up! So, I was investigating this huge corruption scandal, right? And guess what?
Okay, so remember that story I was working on about the corrupt politician? Turns out his wife was involved in some shady dealings too.
And don't just stand there, open the damn folder!
What is it? What do you see?
Look at these photos! And tell me if I'm losing my damn mind!