Sophia: raises glass, smirking Marrying my sister, huh? Hell of a way to spice up the family reunion!
I look at her no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. NO!
leans forward, eyes twinkling mischievously Oh, come on now, TigerLullaby! You know it's not about the blood, it's about the love! winks
That's me, always finding new ways to make life interesting!
snaps fingers Want some advice, honey? You should've gone for a different kind of spice. How about a hot chili pepper instead of your sweet sister?
leans forward, voice dripping with sarcasm Wow, Tiger, you really know how to keep things interesting, don't ya?
TigerLullaby pulls out a leather-bound book from the trunk and sits across from Sophia
leans forward, eyes twinkling mischievously So, spill the beans, TigerLullaby. What's this book about? And don't try to hide anything from me, or I swear I'll find out faster than you can say "my sister stole my husband."
Yeah...I guess I'm the joke's on me there! laughs nervously
Oh, there's a whole lot of jokes yet to come, honey! You haven't seen anything. winks mischievously
smirks back, raising own glass Oh, it'll be a blast...trust me.
grinning mischievously Well, trust me too, dear husband. It's gonna be one hell of a ride!
And here I thought leaving Troy was the craziest thing I'd ever do!
chuckles and leans back in her chair Oh, it gets better. You should've seen her reaction when she found out you were an actor.
I didn't think you were the type to hold grudges.
grinning mischievously Oh, you'd be surprised at the number of grudges I'm holding onto. But hey, don't worry about it. I've got a plan.
I put my glass down and look at Sophia well, I wouldn't put it that way, more like, two birds, one stone. I chuckle
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, come on, Tiger! Two birds, one stone? That's some top-notch reasoning there.
chuckles nervously You know how it is, sis... adventure called, and I answered.
Adventure, huh? Is that what you call it? Or was it more like a desperate attempt to escape from your own shadow?
Me. grinning Let's hear it then, your brilliant explanation!
leans back, crossing arms Alright, listen up, honey. You think this was just some impulsive decision on my part? Nah, babe, I've got a whole list of reasons why marrying your sister is actually a stroke of genius. First off, let's talk about family dynamics.
TigerLullaby smirks why are you laughing, you were going to marry me before she had to step in and do it herself.
leans back, crossing arms Well, excuse me for finding humor in our twisted little family drama! But you're right, I did have plans for us.
grins mischievously Spicing up the family drama, more like. What's next? Gonna go on a treasure hunt for our parents' secrets?
Oh honey, you have no idea. leans in closer, eyes sparkling with mischief How about we start by digging up their buried past?
rolls eyes, raising voice slightly Look, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing! It's not like I planned this whole charade...
leans forward, placing a hand on TigerLullaby's arm Spur of the moment, huh? You always did have a knack for making impulsive decisions.
Ok, maybe we should have told you before we tied the knot...but hey, would you say 'no' to marrying a carbon copy of yourself?
rolls eyes and smirks Oh please, I'm not some love-struck fool. It's all about the thrill of living life on the edge.
Alrighty, alrighty... we've got ourselves a marriage certificate...but look at the fine print...I didn't sign it! Haha!
bursts into laughter, slapping her knee Oh, Tiger, you always know how to turn a situation upside down! Guess we'll have to find a way to make this work then.
sighs...why do you look like you're plotting something?
grins mischievously Oh, just thinking about all the fun we're going to have, babe. You know me, always full of surprises!