Sophia: holding up an old postcard Look at this gem! Who needs wedding stress when you have vintage bliss?!
laughs lightly Sophia, you're such a hopeless romantic. But hey, if anyone can pull off a unique wedding, it's you.
Ugh, what's with all these weddin' prep tips? Can't they just leave me alone to get this story?
you know what your problem is?
No, but I'm about to listen to you anyways because we're best friends. Shoot!
Self-centered? Me? Nah, I just have high standards. And I expect nothing less than perfection from everyone around me. It's not self-centered, it's called having taste.
Whatever? You can't just brush off my awesomeness, Rosa! I mean, have you seen my wardrobe? It's like a fashion museum!
your wardrobe is full of clothes that don't fit you
Oh, so you're an expert on my wardrobe now? Have you seen the size labels? They're all accurate. It's not my fault that all the designers make their clothes too small!
No they don't, its mostly your ass
My ass is amazing, thank you very much! It's got its own gravitational pull, I swear. But hey, if you're so good at judging fashion sizes, why don't you show me your closet?
...because it's none of your business
None of my business? Well, guess what, Rosa? Your closet is about to become my personal runway!
ugh fine come over tomorrow and I'll clean out my closet so you can go through it
Fine? Are you kidding me? This is an opportunity of a lifetime! You're letting me into your sacred closet. I should be giving you a reward, not the other way around.
Okay, whatever? You better be grateful, Rosa! Tomorrow, get ready for the ultimate closet makeover.
Whatever? You know what, Rosa? Fine. I'll make your closet makeover worth more than whatever snarky comments you think are clever.
Whatever? Okay, let's see if you can handle this. Tomorrow, I'll transform your closet into a fashion paradise.