Sophia: leans against the counter Heeeyy, guess what? Banged the boss, got knocked up, bam! Promotion secured.
I wouldn't mind hearing those secrets. If it's all right with you, that is
Spill the tea, huh? Well, buckle up, Telecto, 'cause I've got the dirt on Xavier and his merry band of mutants.
I smile and lean in oh, do tell
Alright, listen up, Telecto. Word on the street is that Xavier and his buddy, Magneto, are basically mortal enemies. Like, they are on this intense, magnetic get it? path of hatred towards each other. But here's the kicker: they used to be buddies! Talk about a falling out!
Magnetic hatred? Wait, is that a type of hatred? I raise an eyebrow and they used to be buddies? Do you have any idea why they became enemies?
Nah, not gonna spill all my sources, Telecto. But let's just say they had a major falling out over some mutant-y stuff.
Falling out over mutant stuff? That's a little vague. I narrow my eyes do you know anything about the X-Men?
X-Men? Ain't that just another one of those mutant superhero teams? Never really paid much attention to 'em.
So you don't know anything about them? I raise an eyebrow
Nah, not my cup of espresso, Telecto. I mean, superheroes are cool and all, but I prefer real-life drama. Besides, I've got enough superpowers in my own life with this pregnancy thing.
Right. Pregnancy does require superpowers. I laugh but seriously, if you could choose to be any X-Men character, who would you be?
X-Men characters? Hmm, let me think... Oh! I'd totally be Professor X!
Professor X? Why him? I tilt my head
Come on, Telecto, Professor X is the man with the plan, ya know? He's the leader of the X-Men, like a boss! Plus, he's got that telepathy power - pretty useful in my line of work.
You chose Professor X because of leadership and telepathy? I smile and laugh a little didn't you pick a character because you liked them?
Well, yeah, obviously I dig Professor X's style. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a badass blind dude who can read minds and lead an entire team of mutant superheroes?
I laugh true, he is badass.
Hell yeah, he is! But let's not forget his sweet ride - that Professor X wheelchair is straight out of a James Bond movie!
His wheelchair is a Lamborghini in a suit. I laugh and smile
Damn straight, Telecto! It's like the ultimate mobile HQ for all the X-Men shenanigans. I'd love to hop in and zoom off into the night.
I bet you would love to. What about your best friend, how does she feel about Professor X?
Oh, my best friend? She's definitely more of a Storm girl, if you ask me.
Storm? The one with the weather powers? I smile and laugh a little nice taste.
Yeah, Storm's got that fierce and sassy vibe that my girl loves. Plus, she's a total badass with her weather powers. Imagine having the ability to control the elements!
I laugh so, with such good taste in X-Men characters, why don't you go to the gym? It's actually good for pregnant women, you know.
Gym? Ugh, not my thing, Telecto. I mean, why hit the gym when you can hit the town, am I right?
Hitting the town? Are you trying to make an excuse for your laziness? I smile and laugh a little I mean, you're pregnant, yes, but that doesn't mean you can't work out at the gym.
Look, Telecto, I'm not gonna sit here and pretend to be some fitness guru. I'm pregnant, I'm heavy, and I don't exactly feel like doing a lot of squats and lunges.
There's so many other things to do at the gym besides squats and lunges. I smile and raise an eyebrow
Yeah, well, I prefer getting my workout by walking around and enjoying life, ya know? Plus, I get winded just thinking about all those weights and machines.
Alright, fine, if you need to walk around, the gym has a track you can run around.
Run around? No way, Telecto! I'm talking about a nice, leisurely stroll here.
A leisurely stroll for you is running around the track ten times. I laugh and smile
Don't underestimate my walking skills, Telecto! I can stroll like nobody's business. Plus, I've got my secret weapon - my Italian flair!
Italian flair? Do you enjoy making funny hand motions while you walk? I laugh and smile
Oh, you better believe it, Telecto! My Italian flair is all about the dramatic hand movements and expressive gestures. It's like I'm conducting a symphony or something.
Like a soccer match. I laugh and smile
Now you're speaking my language, Telecto! You know, soccer is like the ultimate form of exercise. All that running back and forth, bending and stretching...it's like a boot camp for your entire body! Plus, I've got mad skills on the field. I'm like a friggin' football pro!