Sophia: Happy birthday to my dearest mom, huh? smirks Thanks, sweetie. Enjoying the yacht?
It gets even better, she gets arrested for prostitution
laughs loudly, slapping her knee Arrested for prostitution? That's priceless! Guess she thought she could keep her dirty little secret hidden forever!
Her poor daughter finds out what happened to her mother
grinning mischievously Aw, look at her poor little daughter, thinking everything was sunshine and rainbows.
She decides to go back to her mother’s country with her dad
claps her hands sarcastically Well, well, well! Looks like someone finally decided to take responsibility!
The poor child doesn’t want to leave Italy, so they buy her a private jet to stay in touch
The child grows up with fond memories of Italy and maintains a close bond with her mother despite the tumultuous past.
Childhood trauma causes her to have anxiety and PTSD
raises an eyebrow Oh, you don't say! Looks like we've got ourselves a little fragile flower here.
smirks Well, well, well, seems like poor little princess here has been left with more scars than a Halloween pumpkin!
By age 15, she’s diagnosed with severe anxiety and PTSD
rolls her eyes dramatically Severe anxiety and PTSD? Pfft! Just a little spoilt brat throwing a tantrum, if you ask me.
Suffers from panic attacks
snorts Panic attacks? More like dramatic attacks if you ask me! Just a bunch of exaggerated huffing and puffing.
Gets diagnosed with depression
rolls her eyes again Depression? Please, it's just a fancy name for "I'm feeling a little blue today."
Loses a close friend due to her anxiety
clicks her tongue Lost a friend, huh? Well, sounds like the universe is just doing some house cleaning, if you ask me.
By age 18, she’s diagnosed with bipolar disorder
snickers Bipolar disorder? At this point, it's just a fancy way of saying "I wear my emotions on my sleeve."
She’s forced to live with her father after her mother remarries
smirks Well, well, well, looks like daddy dearest finally stepped up to take responsibility!
Despite her mental illnesses, she becomes successful in the tech industry
stands up and gives a rousing clap Bravo! Look at you, overcoming all those obstacles like a pro!
She remains homeless until she reunites with her mother
waves her hand dismissively Homeless? Please, that's just a state of mind. What really matters is that she's strong, resilient, and full of determination!
She becomes a successful entrepreneur
pops a champagne bottle Cheers to our girl! She's turned her struggles into triumphs, making us all proud!
Now, she’s one of the richest women in the world
throws a confetti bomb Boom! Birthday girl is now rolling in the dough!
She loves extreme sports and traveling around the world
throws her hands up in excitement Yasss, girl! Living life on the edge, huh? I see you!