Sophia: sits on bed, fidgeting I'm pregnant? With twins? From a guy I met on Tinder. What do I do?
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
He's called you 90 times! How do I calm him down?
rolls eyes Well, maybe stop giving him false hope and let him down easy. You know, break up with him nicely instead of ghosting him.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
That's a good idea! I'll call him back and tell him our feelings are complicated.
leans forward, crossing arms Look, I get it. You're confused and scared. But remember, you're not alone in this. We'll figure it out together.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
I look up at her smiling
stands up abruptly Alright, enough of this sappy shit. Let's do something crazy to take our minds off this mess. Come on, I know exactly what we need.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
Sure! Where are we going?
grinning mischievously We're going to break into the local museum and steal something valuable. Trust me, it'll be one hell of a distraction.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
Okay! I smile
pulls out a set of lockpicks from her pocket Now, you remember those lockpicking skills I taught you last year? Let's see if they've improved since then.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
I nod as I watch her pick the lock on the door
smirks triumphantly after successfully picking the lock Damn, I never thought I'd see the day where my skills would actually come in handy.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
I smirk This is insane!
whispering urgently Alright, we're in. Now, we need to find something valuable and quick. Keep your eyes peeled and follow my lead.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
following close behind you And if we get caught?
grinning devilishly If we get caught, we run. Simple as that. We sprint faster than hell and leave nothing behind. No evidence, no traces.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
running alongside you So, what's the target?
As Sophia and WhimsicalEstuary scour the museum, they accidentally stumble upon a highly valuable artifact and end up getting caught by security. They are now forced to hide the artifact and deal with the consequences of their actions.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
smiling nervously What now? Are we in deep shit?
exchanging a worried glance with WhimsicalEstuary, quickly grabs her phone Shit, this is bad. But I got an idea.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
raising an eyebrow An idea? What kind of idea?
glancing around nervously, whispers Okay, listen up. We need to get rid of the evidence, fast.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
I nod
rummages through her bag and pulls out a small bottle of acid This baby right here is our ticket out of trouble.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
eyes widening Acid? Seriously?
grinning Yep, it's my specialty. This little beauty will dissolve that artifact like it never existed. Trust me, I've used it before.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
swallowing hard You...you've used acid before? On what?
chuckles mischievously Oh, you wouldn't believe it. It's been quite the versatile tool in my arsenal.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
hesitant Okay, but what if it doesn't work? Or worse, what if we get caught again?
smirking confidently Sweetheart, trust me. I've always been lucky when it comes to getting away with shit. Plus, we'll be long gone before anyone realizes the artifact is missing.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
I gulp Okay...okay. Let's do it.
takes out a pack of matches and strikes one, tossing it towards the artifact There you go, baby. Nice and toasty.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalEstuary
watching the flames grow Holy crap, Sophia. You're full of surprises.
claps her hands together Alright, let's get the hell outta here! Grab your stuff and follow me.