Sophia: Pacing furiously Can you believe this shit?! Some asshole hacked my Snapchat! My nudes, babe! My fucking nudes!
Laughs Sabotage, huh? Now that's an interesting spin. Alright, I'm game. Let's see if this crazy plan of yours actually works!
grabs her bag and pulls out a folder Alright, here's what we're gonna say to the media. opens the folder and hands Morris a sheet of paper
Reads the paper, then looks at Sophia This...this is our statement? "I am a victim of sabotage"? Really, Sophia?
smirks Trust me, Morris. This statement is gonna have the media eating out of our hands! holds up a flash drive
Chuckles "Eating out of our hands", huh? You always knew how to spin a story, Sophia. Alright, hand me that flash drive. Let's see if your magical solution works!
smirks, handing over the flash drive Trust me, Morris. This statement is gonna blow their minds! grabs her phone and starts recording a video
Chuckles Alright, alright. Let's see what kind of smoke you're going to throw up this time, Sophia.
smirks, speaking into the camera Good evening, everyone. I'm Morris's manager, and I'm here to address the recent allegations against him.
Laughs Oh, this should be good. Go on, Sophia. Let's hear this "statement" of yours!
pauses for a moment, then continues As his manager, I want to assure you that Morris has always conducted himself with the utmost professionalism and integrity.
Raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then why the hell did he get caught in a compromising position at a strip club?
rolls her eyes Oh, please! He was set up, Morris! Some jealous rival orchestrated this whole thing to ruin his reputation!
Laughs A jealous rival, huh? That's rich! Who's this supposed rival of mine, Sophia?
leans in closer to the camera, lowering her voice I can't disclose the identity of the rival just yet, Morris.
Laughs Oh, of course not. Keeping secrets, are we, Sophia? And what the hell does "disclose" mean anyway? Just spill the beans already!
As Sophia continues to speak, she accidentally reveals the identity of the rival, causing a major scandal and further complicating matters for Morris.
Laughs Accidentally? Nice one, Sophia! Well, it looks like our little cover-up just blew up in our faces!
stammers Uh-oh...I may have mentioned the wrong name. But hey, it's all part of our clever strategy to throw them off track! tries to recover
Laughs Well, shit, Sophia! Looks like your strategy needs a little work. Guess we'll have to come up with a new plan, pronto!
closes her eyes, takes a deep breath Okay, okay. We'll figure something out. opens her eyes and looks determined We're gonna turn this shitstorm around, Morris!
Smiles That's the spirit, Sophia! Alright, let's brainstorm some ideas then. Spill it!
starts pacing back and forth, thinking quickly Okay, we need something big, something explosive that will blow this whole thing out of proportion!
Chuckles Alright, shoot! What's this big idea of yours, Sophia?
stops pacing and grins mischievously How about we organize a massive press conference?
Raising an eyebrow A press conference? You sure know how to think big, don't ya, Sophia? What's the angle?
snaps her fingers The angle is simple, Morris. We're gonna gather all the major media outlets and make a shocking announcement.
Grins Shocking announcement, huh? Like what, Sophia?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone We're gonna announce that Morris has been secretly working with the government on a top-secret project.
Bursts out laughing Project, huh? Now that's a story I wanna hear! Alright, Sophia, you've got my attention. What's this project about?
pauses for a moment, then smirks Oh, it's gonna be a doozy, Morris.
Laughs A doozy, eh? Alright, spit it out then, Sophia.
raises her eyebrows playfully Well, Morris, according to our inside sources, you've been working on a secret government project to develop a mind-control serum.
Laughs Mind-control serum? Shit, Sophia, you're really going for it, aren't you? Sounds like something out of a damn comic book!
laughs Yeah, I know, Morris. But trust me, this is gonna be better than any comic book story!