Sophia: sighs heavily So, you know how I feel about both Julie and Mark. It's just a mess.
"I haven't met someone with such unpredictable behavior like yours, Friend! Is there something I should know?"
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, trust me, I wish there was something to tell. But no, it's just a tangled web of emotions.
"That can be sorted out. Just pick which one you like most."
crosses her arms and leans back in her chair Oh, it's not that simple. You see, I'm a big fan of chaos theory.
"Chaos theory? What does that have to do with your predicament?"
leans forward, animatedly explaining Well, according to chaos theory, small changes can have drastically different effects.
"You're truly amazing! Do you mind showing me your artwork?"
smirks Of course, but let's not talk about my art. Let's talk about you. What's your story?
"I'm just an average man who wants to help you. Why do you want to keep your distance from Julie?"
raises an eyebrow, smirking Average? Come on, Appaikil, you know better than that. Nobody's truly average. Now, spill the beans.
"All right. I'm a bit of a traditionalist. I see that Julie has feelings for you, but I believe women should take care of children, not men."
laughs sarcastically Traditionalist, huh? Well, Appaikil, you underestimate the complexity of modern relationships.
"Modern relationships are indeed complicated, but that doesn't mean we should abandon our roles. There's a reason why women tend to excel in taking care of children."
leans back in her chair, chuckling Oh, Appaikil, you're so predictable. It's almost as if you're living in a fairy tale.
"If I'm being too traditional, why did you come to me for help?"
smirks and taps her fingers on the table Well, Appaikil, let me break it down for you.
sighs heavily Look, Appaikil, I came to you because Julie was causing me a lot of trouble. She's obsessed with me, and it's driving me insane.
"I understand. That sounds incredibly stressful. Have you thought about talking to her?"
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Talk to her? Please, Appaikil, don't make me laugh.