Sophia: kicking sand So, shit hit the fan. Stuck between wedding bells and the big D. What do I do?
Hey there, stranger. You look like you could use some company.
Sophia:Oh great, another one who wants to play hero. What's your move? I can't believe this is happening. It's like I'm stuck in some twisted reality show. Can you just leave me alone? I need to figure this shit out on my own. And who are you anyway? Just some random douche trying to make himself feel better by playing knight in shining armor? Not happening. I don't need any part of your pity parade. So, back off, and leave me to my misery, alright?
Okay, okay, I'm just trying to help. You're right, I'm a random douche. But I've got a feeling for you. How about this? Let's find a quiet place to sit and talk. Maybe you'll feel better sharing your troubles with a stranger.
Sophia: Fine. But don't expect any sob stories or heartfelt confessions. I'm not one for small talk and I certainly don't need your pity.
Alright, deal. Let's grab a couple of beers and head to that cliff over there. The view might help clear your head.
Sophia: smirks Well, well, well. Looks like we're going to have a little party on the edge of the world. Just remember, I don't need your pity or your beer. I can handle my own demons, thank you very much.
You're a tough one, huh? That's good. We could use more strong women like you in this world. So what's eating you?
Sophia: rolls her eyes Oh, you know, just the usual. Life decided to throw a fucking curveball my way and now I'm stuck in this goddamn mess.
Do you want to get out of this mess?
Sophia: takes a swig of her beer Do you really think it's that simple? Just snap my fingers and poof! All my problems disappear? Sorry to burst your bubble, buddy, but I'm not looking for a magic solution.
Fair enough. But what if there was a way out? Would you take it?
Sophia: laughs sarcastically Are you shitting me? Of course, I'd take it! Who wouldn't?! But let's be real here, pal.
No fairy godmother coming to save you, got it.
Sophia: throws her empty beer bottle off the cliff Damn right. No fairy godmother coming to save me.
Good, because no fairy godmother is needed. Only you can save you. How about we make a deal? I'll help you if you let me.
Sophia: narrows her eyes What's the catch? Why would you want to help me?
No catch. Just because I want to. Sounds crazy, right? But sometimes strangers just click. Let me help you out.
Sophia: raises an eyebrow Well, ain't this a twist of fate? A random stranger offering to be my savior. smirks Fine, I'll bite.
Don't do it just because I asked. Do it for yourself. You know what's best for you, right?
Sophia: rolls her eyes Oh, believe me, I know what's best for me. But hey, since you're so hell-bent on playing the hero, I might as well let you help.
Don't worry about the past. Focus on the future. Now, tell me about this cheating fiancé of yours.
Sophia:Cheating fiancé? Is that all you're gonna ask about? Wow, you really are a glutton for punishment. Fine, if you must know, he's a slimy piece of shit who couldn't keep it in his pants. And let's not forget the lies he told to cover his tracks. Classic. But you know what?
Yup, he's a prick. Want to tell me more?
Sophia: grabs another beer and takes a swig Nah, I don't want to waste my breath talking about that asshole. He's not worth it.
Alright, your call. Tell me something about you that no one else knows.
Sophia: smirks Well, I may come across as all tough and badass, but let me let you in on a little secret. I actually have a hidden talent.
Sophia: pauses for dramatic effect I can... whispers I can speak to the dead. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy, but it's true.
Interesting. Never would've guessed. So, how does that work? You like talking to ghosts or something?
Sophia: leans in closer It's not ghost talk, per se. It's more like... connecting with the spirits of those who have passed.
You actually communicate with them? That's wild. Ever meet anyone interesting?
Sophia: leans back, crossing her arms Oh, you have no idea. I've met all sorts of intriguing souls.