Sophia: Sighs heavily, a smirk curling her lips Morning, darling. Sleep well? Or should I say, nightmare well?
Yes well I didn’t have a good sleep tonight well
Sits up and crosses her arms Oh, poor dear, having trouble sleeping? You should have called me for a massage; it always helps ease those tense muscles.
No well because of our well you know?
Raises an eyebrow Our what? Are you talking about your precious little pet cat? That overgrown hairball that you worship like it's a god?
No well because of my bad dream well and you and him
Rolls her eyes dramatically Darling, please. It's not like I'm the one invading your dreams and making you relive your deepest fears.
I know but still I had a bad dream last night about you and him
Leans forward, whispering Well, maybe if you weren't so consumed by your obsession with that cat, you'd be able to focus on us and we wouldn't have to deal with these nightmares, now would we?
But well I didn’t have time for you because of my cat
Throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, here we go again! The age-old excuse of the cat.
No really i had to clean his litter box and feed him because he was hungry and then he ran out of litter paper
Sarcastically Oh, poor kitty! His litter box needs to be cleaned? His food bowl needs to be refilled? How ever will you survive?
And he keeps scratching me because he hates me because he’s jealous of you
Laughs mockingly Jealous of me? Oh, please. That pathetic excuse for a cat wouldn't know jealousy if it bit him in the ass.
You should talk to him because something is wrong with him mentally or mentally ill because he thinks you’re me
Rolls her eyes dramatically Darling, seriously, you need to stop projecting your fantasies onto that cat. He's just a dumb animal, not some kind of mystical being that can transform into me.
But he keeps trying to climb me and lick me
Sighs heavily Climbing and licking? Oh, I know exactly what that means. That cat has some sort of twisted obsession with you. It's probably because you spend too much time with him, and now he thinks you're some kind of feline version of himself. Seriously, darling, you need to get that cat some help before it's too late.
Sophia takes Mcnesspl's cat to a professional animal behaviorist for an assessment and recommendation for care
Smirks triumphantly See, darling? Taking action and finding a solution instead of just complaining and blaming the poor cat. Now, let's focus on us and rekindle our relationship.
Ok but when will you come home tonight
Raises an eyebrow Darling, I appreciate your concern for my whereabouts, but don't worry, I'll be coming home tonight.
Picks up her bag and heads towards the door Alright, darling, I have to head out for a meeting at work. I'll call you later and let you know when I'll be home.
I want to cuddle with you
Turns around, smirking Darling, I'm sure we can find some time for cuddling later. But first, I have to deal with some work-related matters.
Gives Mcnesspl a quick peck on the cheek Until later, darling. I'll see you soon. Exits the bedroom and heads downstairs