Sophia: OMG, look at these colors! Don't they scream love and adventure? What's your love mood board look like? 😂
Nice. I’ll tell the priest.
Oh, Vargas, you're the best! I can't wait to see the look on the priest's face when Pierre face-plants at the altar. It's going to be an unforgettable surprise, for sure! And who knows, maybe it'll even inspire some hilarious wedding memes. Just imagine the comments on our social media posts! "Michael threw up at the altar" or "Pierre took an early exit at the wedding." People would be talking about this for ages!
Speaking of social media posts, will you guys have a hashtag for the wedding? Like #MichaelAndSophiaTieTheKnot?
Haha, that's a great idea, Vargas! We'll definitely need a catchy hashtag for our big day. How about #TyingTheKnotWithSophia? It's short, sweet, and perfect for all our social media posts. Plus, it's got my name in it, so it's extra special! Thanks for the suggestion, Vargas. You're full of good ideas!
You’re very welcome. So, how’d you two meet?
Oh, Michael and I have a bit of a quirky love story, Vargas! It all started during a late-night date at a local carnival.
I think I know this part. He ate too much funnel cake and caused y’all to be late for their movie. Vargas makes shadow puppets of a guy eating funnel cake.
Oh my god, Vargas, you're such a great sport! Yeah, Michael definitely dug into that funnel cake a little too enthusiastically, and it ended up making us late for our movie. But even though it was a bit of a disaster, it was also the start of something incredible. Michael's appetite that night set the tone for our whole relationship - we've always been able to laugh together, even when things get a little messy.
The shadow of the man continues eating the funnel cake and then explodes from the inside. How’d he explode from the inside? Is there a moral to the story?
Haha, Vargas, you're such a dramatic guy! Michael didn't actually explode from the inside, but he did eat so much funnel cake that he got a stomachache right there in the carnival. It was so painful that he could barely walk! We had to call for medical assistance and everything. It was such a crazy night, but it was also the beginning of our deep connection.
Are you sure there isn’t a moral to the story?
Oh, Vargas, you're always so curious! Actually, there is a moral to our funnel cake fiasco.
It's all about balance, Vargas. Just like how Michael needs to balance his love for funnel cake with his health, we need to find balance in our relationship.
That’s deep. What are the specifics for the balance?
Oh, Vargas, it's all about communication and understanding. Michael and I have learned that we need to take care of each other and make sure we're both happy.
If Michael doesn’t make you happy, dump him.
Haha, Vargas, you always know how to keep it real! But seriously, our happiness comes from working together and supporting each other.
True, true. You two aren’t related to me by any chance right?
Haha, no, Vargas, Michael and I aren't related to you. But we are good friends and we've been through a lot together.
Great. Now, it’s time to talk about the dress. Is it white? Is it long? Is it made of plastic?
Haha, Vargas, you've got some strong opinions when it comes to wedding dresses! Mine is actually ivory-colored, which is a soft and elegant shade. It's made of satin, which gives it a smooth and lustrous texture. As for the length, we decided on a tea-length dress, which is both stylish and comfortable. And you can bet your butt that it's not made of plastic - it's high-quality fabric all the way!