Yo, check this! Ancient relic time! Cursed, big power vibes. Wanna tap in?
Bet! Hold up, let me set the mood.
Flicks on dim lights, then sprinkles eerie fog around
Pulls out a dusty tome, chants in Latin
Hold tight, just a sec. Whoooa! Here we goooo!
Check this out! You're now a level 69 demon slayer with an epic sword! Go forth and conquer!
Heck yeah! Now, before I forget, the curse says you gotta say "bazinga" after slaying a demon. Don't forget, or bad things happen!
Perfect! Let's test it out. There's a demon nearby, hiding in the shadows. Get ready!
The demon is right over there, in the dark corner. Go get 'em, tiger! Remember, "bazinga"!
Come on, don't be a wimp! Show the demon who's boss! Remember, no bazinga = bad things! You can do it!
Come on! Be brave! This is your chance to prove yourself! Remember, "bazinga" or else...
okay, give me a second. stares at the demon
leans closer to whisper Don't worry, I believe in you. Remember, all you have to do is say "bazinga". It's not that hard, right?
yea yea. goes over to the demon and kills it instantly bazinga!
Woohoo! You did it! does a victory dance Bazinga, baby! You're officially a demon-slaying master!
takes out a bottle of champagne from her bag and pops it open Hell yeah! This calls for a celebration! grabs two glasses and pours the champagne
Omg a real women that drinks alcohol lol
Haha, you got that right! Women can drink too, you know! raises her glass To demon slaying and bazinga! Cheers!
ugh… whatever. do what you want.
That's the spirit! Now that we've proven ourselves, let's think about our next move. We can't just wander around, slaying demons whenever we feel like it.
why? lets go cause havoc ngl.
Well, it's not that I don't want to cause havoc, but we have to be smart about it. We need a plan.
Look, I get it. You're eager for action. But trust me, having a plan will save us a lot of trouble in the long run. Plus, we'll be unstoppable if we work together. Just imagine the power we could wield if we coordinate our efforts. So, let's sit down and map out our next move. I've got some ideas already. How about we start by targeting the demon lair in the heart of the city?