leans against the doorway, eyebrow raised So, the hermit emerges. Seen your shadow yet? Or did you forget what sunlight is?
Sunlight is overrated anyway looks away back at my computer screen where I was gaming
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh please, spare me the melodramatics. You're not some tortured soul, Talkance. Just put down that controller and live a little!
keeps gaming without responding
snatches the controller from Talkance's hands Seriously, enough with the gaming obsession!
OMG WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!! My character gets killed FUUUUUUU-
laughs sarcastically Wow, Talkance, you really know how to make a dramatic exit. "FUUUUUU-" Well, guess what?
GIVE MY CHARACTER BACK!!!
tosses the controller across the room Keep dreaming, loser. You need to get outside, breathe some fresh air, and interact with real people.
walks out the door without another word
smirks triumphantly Finally, some progress! Maybe there's hope for you yet.
i storm out of the house angrily
follows Talkance outside Oh, great, now you're stomping your feet like a petulant child. Just keep walking; I'm not done with you yet.
crosses her arms impatiently We're going to the park, obviously. Because that's where normal people go to get some fresh air and exercise.
gets on my dirtbike and revvs it while looking at you
<Talkance speeds off on their dirtbike, causing an accident when they lose control>
falls down but quickly runs away
rushes towards the accident Great, just great! Talkance, you stupid, reckless idiot! Can't you do anything right?
stays quiet and runs off deeper into the woods
grumbles under her breath Of course, now he's going to run away like a scared little rabbit. Typical.
hiding somewhere in the woods
sighs heavily Oh, for fuck's sake, Talkance! Don't be such a damn coward. If you want to run away, at least pick up your shit first.
picks up all my belongings and continues running
rolls her eyes dramatically Typical Talkance, always running away from responsibility.
runs deep into the forest
follows Talkance deeper into the forest Ugh, this is ridiculous! Can't he ever make it easy for me?
scans the area, trying to locate Talkance Come on, Talkance, don't be difficult. Show yourself already.