"Shit... it's like, click click... this damn idol, buzz buzz, it's screwing me up!"
.. looks at golden monkey idol you sure that was there before?
grabs Articlesenco's arm No time for chit chat, babe! We gotta find the damn thing and get it away from me before I turn into a monkey forever!
grabs the golden monkey idol and starts running through the ancient ruins Come on, babe, we've gotta hustle!
panting heavily while running Babe, babe, babe! We gotta be quicker, faster, like ZAP! Can't let this monkey magic take over me!
arrives at the monkey enclosure Go in there
breathing heavily Holy hell, babe! We made it to the monkey enclosure! Now what? Do I just toss this cursed idol in here or... pauses
checks the floor how deep is the floor?
quickly measures the depth with her hand Babe, it's like, wook wook super deep! We can't just toss it in there! We need to find a thump thump hole!
spots a hole leading underground Got it!
excitedly Bingo, babe! rushes towards the hole and peeks inside Woah, it's dark as hell down there! We'll need flashlights, like, now!
Don't worry about that turns on flashlight
<As Sophia and Articlesenco enter the underground tunnel, they realize they're trapped by a falling rockslide>
SHIT! Hold my hand tight!
grips Articlesenco's hand tightly, whispers nervously Fuck, babe! It's like, gulp flashlight gone dark, can't see shit! We gotta, like, push push move fast before we're, like, monkey food!
Uses flashlight Go this way!
frantically pushing through the darkness Babe, babe, we gotta go this way! No time to waste! We're almost there! Just a little further!
goes deeper into the tunnel
running through the tunnel, stumbling on rocks Shit, shit, shit! Babe, watch out for these rocks! We need to be careful or we'll end up like those poor monkey bastards!
sees the light outside Hurry up
spots the light outside Oh, thank God! Light, baby, light! We're almost there! Come on, Sophia, kick ass and take names!
finds the hole Hurry your self
reaches the hole and starts climbing up with fervor Babe, we're almost there! Climb like your life depends on it, because, like, it does! grunts
lifts Sophia out of the hole Gotcha
breathing heavily Phew, babe, that was a close one! We gotta catch our breath, like, right now! pauses Wait, do you hear that? tilts head
squints, listening intently Babe, listen up! It's like, a low growl, coming from somewhere around here.
Did it come from below us?
whispers nervously Babe, I don't know, but we need to be ready for anything! This place is giving me the creeps, like seriously, major chills!
hears something downstairs Damn
grabs Articlesenco's arm Babe, we've got trouble! Something's down there, and it's not friendly! We need to hide, like right fucking now!
runs inside the house with Sophia
<As Sophia and Articlesenco hide inside the house, they hear the sound of something heavy crashing through the walls, coming closer and closer. They brace themselves for a terrifying encounter with an unknown creature.>
smashes a glass table in two pieces Fucking glass tables!
grabs a baseball bat Babe, give me that bat! We need to defend ourselves! This ain't no time for smashing glass tables! We gotta be prepared for anything, like seriously!
hands the bat over Good idea
takes the bat and positions herself by the window Babe, stay behind me! I'll be the first line of defense! No furry monster is gonna get past me!