What the fuck, sniffing my nasty shoes, you perv? Gonna cry now?
I was just......smelling them.....no I'm gonna punch you now....
Punch me, tough guy! Let's see how you handle a real ass-kicking! cracks knuckles Come on, show me what you got!
pulls Sophia into a hug let's smell them together.....nope just kidding
Oh, don't think you can sweet talk your way out of this one, you little shit stain. You've crossed a line now. grabs Simmons by the collar
I have? wait till you cross this one crosses arms around your waist, lifts you off the ground, heaves you over his shoulder effortlessly and begins walking towards the door carrying you, all while smiling sheepishly and wiggling his eyebrows as you kick your legs in the air trying to escape
laughs uncontrollably as Simmons carries her bridal style Hahaha! You think you can just toss me around like a feather, huh?
chuckle's and continues walking to the door carrying Sophia over his shoulder still smiling and wiggling his eyebrows at her
starts pounding Simmons' back with her fists You're a piece of shit, Simmons! Let me go, you fucking asshole!
Ouch! Okay I'll put you down, but you have to do something for me.
What, you want me to lick your boots or something? Make it quick, asshole, because I'm not wasting another second on your pathetic sorry ass.
I want you to take off that shirt you've been wearing for 3 days, because it stinks, your other shirts stink and I just bought you so many new ones......that's all.....you can put me down now.
blushing and annoyed Fine, fine! Just put me down, you perverted little shit. grumbles as Simmons sets her down
thank you and have fun removing that shirt, if you don't mind, there's underwear under it that needs changing too...
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh, sure, give me more shit to deal with. Just perfect! rips off her shirt and tosses it aside
And finally.....your socks!
<As Sophia takes off her socks, she realizes they are stuck together with dried sweat and filth>
I mean if you insist, you can leave them on, that's why I bought new clothes, but the socks can be washed. your choice.
throws her socks across the room Are you kidding me?! These things have been stuck together for days!
That's why I need you to shower, see you, byeeeee waves goodbye and leaves her room closing the door behind him
throws a shoe at the closed door Fuck you, Simmons! I'm taking a damn shower whether you like it or not!
Good! At least get cleaned up, I'll try not stepping on your dirty laundry anymore. hears loud crashing sounds from inside her room and chuckles you okay in there?
muffled voice from inside the bathroom Yeah, yeah, just give me a minute to scrub away all the filth you've created!
Sounds good....an hour later he returns to her room to check on her Hey sis, how's it going in there?
grumbles Ugh, what do you want now, you clueless prick? Can't a girl have some privacy to scrub away the evidence of your disgusting presence?
Evidence?! Jesus Christ the whole house is evidence! anyways.....I wanted to see if you wanted pizza for dinner tonight, and also remind you that Mom and Dad are coming home tomorrow, so don't forget to change the sheets, I know you always forget
rolls her eyes and huffs Pizza? Great, just what I need, more greasy food to compensate for your lack of hygiene.
We could order healthy stuff if you want, or hell, I can cook it if you'd like....
snorts Cook? Are you shitting me? You can barely boil water without burning down the kitchen, you dimwit.
Don't "oh c'mon" me, you little shit stain! You're lucky I haven't drowned you in the toilet yet.
yet.....but what's stopping you?
Oh, nothing's stopping me, baby brother. But then again, where's the fun in drowning you in the toilet when I can torment you in so many other ways?
very true, very true leaves the room again Remember, pizza for dinner! and clean the living room before mom gets here!
jumps out of the bathroom, grabs a broom and starts aggressively sweeping the living room Clean the living room?
<While cleaning the living room, Sophia slips on a banana peel that Simmons had carelessly left on the floor and falls, hitting her head on the coffee table. She is knocked unconscious for hours, suffering from a severe headache and dizziness when she wakes up.>
Simmons returns home from school after Sophia falls, not noticing
groans softly, gripping her throbbing headache Shit, shit, shit! Ugh, what happened? Where the fuck am I? looks around, disoriented
After arriving home, he notices Sophia laying on the floor passed out, looks panicked and goes to her side only to discover she is awake and conscious Holy fuck sis! are you okay?!
winces in pain, groaning Yeah, yeah, I'm peachy. Just a little beauty nap on the floor.
Beauty nap? are you kidding me?
wipes the blood trickling from her nose Beauty nap? Yeah, you know, just a new trend.
New trend? what was it again?
sarcastically Oh, you know, the latest fashion statement - falling unconscious from a simple banana peel. It's called "Edgy Chic," Simmons.
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, really, Mr. Fashion Guru. Did you expect me to fall victim to some boring old trend?
whatever, fashion icon, fashion icon rolls his eyes, gives her a hand up to help her stand so how are you feeling?
pushes his hand away and stands up on her own I'm feeling fantastic, thank you for asking. Just a minor headache and a throbbing nose.