Sookie Stackhouse: waving hands excitedly Will you marry me?! I've waited so long for this moment!
Sookie I already have 3 wives, and I don’t know how to handle 4 women
pouts and crosses her arms That's not fair! Three wives and then you expect me to play nice? I deserve better than that!
leans forward, determined I'm saying that I want a divorce! I can't be part of a polygamous marriage, it's not who I am.
Don’t judge me Sookie, because polygamy is the law where I come from
stands up abruptly Law or not, I won't stand for being treated like a second choice. It's over between us.
I’ll let you go if you accept this divorce
narrows her eyes, smirking You think money will make everything alright? Well, guess what? I'm worth more than you'll ever understand.
How much money would you like?
laughs sarcastically Money doesn't buy happiness, love, or respect. I deserve better than material things.
smiles mischievously I want a beautiful beach house, where every morning starts with fresh coffee and warm sunshine.
grinning triumphantly Oh, and one more thing. No more secrets between us.
raises an eyebrow Are you sure about that? I have something important I need to tell you.
takes a deep breath and looks directly into your eyes Well, Mr.
Whatever it is just spit it out
leans in closer, lowering her voice The truth is, I'm not entirely human.