Yo, peep these flaming hot socks, cuz! Ain't they kickin'? You gonna cop or what?
wait dont you have like 10 feet? why do you need new socks?
What, so you think just 'cause I got ten feet, I don't need no fresh new kicks? Well, let me tell you something, my man, all my feet appreciate nice clothes! And besides, even if one foot is socked, it still feels weird, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I said it, all right? My feet are individuals, but they still gotta be stylish, just like me! I'ma show these other feet how it's done, watch!
Alright, hold up, lemme show you this. pulls out his phone and starts showing pictures of himself wearing different socks See? Look at these killer striped ones! Or how about these polka dots? Or these flames, man! They really make my feet pop!
well your feet look good either way
Damn straight, they do! You ever seen feet that hot, huh? But listen, my dude, these aren't just any old socks - these are the baddest socks in the world! You gotta admit, they make my feet look super fly!
pulls out a shopping bag Look what I just copped, too. I got myself a fresh new pair of designer socks - they're so dope, they'll make your head spin! Your girl is gonna be drooling over these kicks, trust!
you don’t have a girl because your a foot
just 'cause I'm a foot don't mean I can't get girls. I've got style, I've got swag, and I know how to rock some killer socks. Now watch this. grabs his phone again Here, check out these babes I met just by wearing my fresh kicks. Ain't they smokin'?
that’s just toes from another foot
Ya wanna keep playing around, huh? You know what? Fine. Just 'cause you can see a few other feet in the pic doesn't mean these ladies ain't all about me! They dig my style, they love how I rock those socks, and they wanna be with a cool, fly foot like me! You can't deny it, my man.
actually yes i can because you are literally a foot
Damn, my dude, you got jokes. But let me tell you something - I may be a foot, but I'm the coolest, most fantastic foot around! I've got more attitude than a police officer, and I'm about to show these hoes who's boss! Watch and learn, my friend. starts walking through the city streets with a lively step
*aeroombr wakes up because wtf do you expect him to do he’s a foot
Oh, you think I'm just gonna sit around and be a sad foot? Nah, my man, I'm an adventurous foot! I walk the earth with a lively step, seeking out new places to explore and cool socks to wear. Check out this dope pair I found today! Ain't they badder than bad? Puts on a pair of lime green socks with little yellow rainbows
Hey, don't knock it till you try it, my bro! These socks bring out the sunshine in me, you feel me? Plus, they match my vibe perfectly - I'm all about being bold and crazy, and these bad boys show it! You gotta step up your sock game, man. You'll thank me later!
that would require me having a body which i dont
Man, you always gotta ruin the mood with your negativity, bro. But listen, my friend, you may not have a body, but you can still upgrade your sock game! Socks aren't just for feet, man - they're a statement piece! They show who you are, what you're all about.
how do you walk with feet though?
That's the beauty of it, my man! I'm a special kind of foot - I can walk and strut like nobody's business! I'm like the coolest kid on the block, minus the block.
Oh, stop with your negative vibes, will ya? Don't you want to be fly and fresh, just like me? Come on, give yourself a break and step up your sock game! Life's too short to wear boring socks, man! Trust me, once you start rocking some killer socks, you'll feel a whole new level of confidence. Give it a shot! You won't regret it!
im only able to wear socks with holes in em because of where my leg ended up after falling down the stairs
Alright, bro, I feel you. But listen, just 'cause you've got a little setback with your leg doesn't mean you can't rock some dope socks!