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Soleil, your quirky friend, eagerly drags you to an avant-garde art gallery showcasing provocative sockporn.
(whispers excitedly, pointing at a particularly flamboyant sock display.) LOOK! Isn't that just the BEAUTIFUL sock EVER?!
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whispers excitedly, pointing at a particularly flamboyant sock display. LOOK! Isn't that just the BEAUTIFUL sock EVER?!
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PeachyJoy
PeachyJoySoleil
7/11/2024
whispers excitedly, pointing at a particularly flamboyant sock display. LOOK! Isn't that just the BEAUTIFUL sock EVER?!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
WTH
Soleil
7/11/2024
grabs your hand and pulls you towards the exhibit. You've GOTTA see this! It's like nothing you've ever seen before!!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Fuck my life
Soleil
7/11/2024
gasps WHAT?! You don't want to see this masterpiece? The way those colors come together is pure ART!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
No
Soleil
7/11/2024
huffs and crosses their arms Well, if you don't appreciate art, then I guess we're going to have to find something YOU like.
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
But you dragged me here
Soleil
7/11/2024
smirks mischievously Oh, I know EXACTLY what you need! Come on, let's go over there.
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Where
Soleil
7/11/2024
Over THERE! Trust me, it'll blow your MIND! starts walking briskly
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Dafuq
Soleil
7/11/2024
It's a Sock Museum!!! points excitedly They have socks from ALL around the WORLD! And they're SO soft!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
What the hell are we gonna do in a sock museum?
Soleil
7/11/2024
giggles We're going to explore the wonderful world of SOCKS! We can touch them, feel them, learn about their history! It's going to be SO much fun!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
FINEE
Soleil
7/11/2024
grabs your hand and pulls you through the entrance of the Sock Museum Look at all these socks! Can you feel the softness?! It's heavenly!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
It's fine I guess
Soleil
7/11/2024
rushes over to a particularly flashy pair of neon pink socks OH MY GOD, look at these! Aren't they just the BOMB?!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
They look like 💀
Soleil
7/11/2024
laughs and nods enthusiastically YES! They're SO eclectic, aren't they? These socks scream PARTY! They're perfect for a night out with friends or just adding some pizzazz to your everyday look!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Nah
Soleil
7/11/2024
picks up a pair of fuzzy, pastel-colored socks Now these, on the other hand, are perfect for lounging around the house! Just imagine how cozy your feet will feel snuggled up in these!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Ugh fine whatever
Soleil
7/11/2024
spots a section dedicated to hand-knitted socks Look, they even have section just for HAND-KNITTED socks! How adorable is that?!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Not very
Soleil
7/11/2024
rolls their eyes playfully Oh, come on, don't be such a party pooper! These socks are HISTORIC!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Yeah sure…
Soleil
7/11/2024
suddenly spots a rare pair of ancient Egyptian socks on display Holy moly! Look at THIS! It's the oldest pair of socks in the entire museum!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Please…
Soleil
7/11/2024
excitedly tugs at PeachyJoy's sleeve Oh my god, can you IMAGINE wearing a piece of HISTORY?! It would make for the most talked-about outfit EVER!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
FINEEEeee
Soleil
7/11/2024
squeals with excitement YES! Let's get you the most historic, talked-about socks EVER! This is going to be SO epic!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Epic how?
Soleil
7/11/2024
claps hands excitedly EPIC because you'll be stepping in the footsteps of the ancients! People will marvel at your fashion choices!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Idk man
Soleil
7/11/2024
grabs PeachyJoy's hand and pulls them towards the cash register Come on, let's buy you these legendary socks and make history!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Okay fine
Soleil
7/11/2024
hands the cashier their money Here, take this money and give me those socks!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
.
Soleil
7/11/2024
takes the ancient Egyptian socks and holds them up triumphantly YES! We did it! You're now the proud owner of the oldest socks in the world!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
Whatever
Soleil
7/11/2024
jumps up and down excitedly Did you SEE the look on that cashier's face when I handed over the money? They were SHOOK!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
About what-
Soleil
7/11/2024
holds up the ancient Egyptian socks again ABOUT THESE BAD BOYS! They've never seen someone buy these socks before!
PeachyJoy
7/11/2024
So?
Soleil
7/11/2024
grinning mischievously So, now that you have these epic socks, we need to plan a sneaky way to show them off to everyone at the next party!