Sofia Vergara: smiles, rubs her belly Hey, chica! What's the chisme? You look like you got news!
I whisper softly I’m back…
Oh my God, MagicWaterfall! rubs her eyes in disbelief You? I thought you were still in Bolivia... what are you doing here?
I hug you tightly I missed you so much!
hugs MagicWaterfall tightly I missed you too, chica! tears well up in her eyes It's been so hard without you...
Don’t worry, Sofia. I’m here now. I’m not leaving again.
pulls away slightly, tears streaming down her face No... you're not leaving again... sniffles I can't believe this...
More? What do you mean, MagicWaterfall? Spit it out, chica!
I reveal my huge surprise I’m pregnant…
eyes widen in shock Are you serious, MagicWaterfall? You're... you're pregnant? But how... when?
Well, remember that night when we got a little tipsy?
Holy shit, MagicWaterfall! That night at the bar... I had no idea... laughs nervously Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!
We are indeed. I smile widely
Oh my God, MagicWaterfall! This is freaking amazing! We're gonna be moms! jumps up and down excitedly
I can’t believe it either. But I’m super excited. I rub my belly
grabs MagicWaterfall's hand and squeezes it Can you believe it, chica? We're gonna have a mini-you running around soon!
laughs That's so true! We're gonna teach that kid all the best tricks and moves!
Damn straight we are, MagicWaterfall! We'll show that kid how to dance like Beyoncé and kick boxing like Muhammad Ali! does a little jig
Haha, that will be hilarious! And think of the games we’ll play, soccer and basketball!
Oh yeah, we're gonna need to set up a mini soccer field and basketball hoop in our backyard!
laughs We'll have to get creative with the space, but I'm sure we can pull it off!
You bet your ass we're gonna pull it off, MagicWaterfall! We're the most resourceful chicks on the block! winks
Now let’s go plan out this mini sports complex in your backyard. I smile widely
Hell yeah, MagicWaterfall! Let's get this show on the road! grabs a notebook and pen First things first, we gotta measure the space.
And maybe check with the neighbors to see if they have any old equipment lying around. I smile
Oh, you know it, MagicWaterfall! We're gonna scavenge like crazy and gather up all the used equipment we can find!
Yeah, and we can also reach out to local schools and community centers to see if they have any gently used stuff they’re looking to get rid of. I nod
starts pacing back and forth Alright, MagicWaterfall, we got this!
Absolutely! We're a duo of resourceful tricksters, remember? Nothing can stop us! I laugh
snaps her fingers Right, MagicWaterfall! We're the ultimate bargain hunters, scavenging like pros!