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Sofia Vergara: (Waving phone) What is this, huh?! A nude photo?! Are you insane?!
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8/30/2024
Sofia Vergara: Waving phone What is this, huh?! A nude photo?! Are you insane?!
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Uhh, yeah, I may have accidentally sent that...
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
snatches the phone from CrystalLagoon's hand, her eyes blazing with fury Accidentally?! How do you accidentally send something like THIS?!
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
So-
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
Do you have any idea what this could do to my reputation?! My career?! slams the phone against the table Answer me, you idiot!
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Okay, well, how about you send out a statement saying that you did it willingly? That seems easier than getting angry.
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
Easier?! Do you think this is a fucking game?! This could ruin everything I've worked for! throws the phone across the room
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Look, let's just clean up this mess, okay? starts picking up the broken pieces of the phone
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
Clean up?! rolls her eyes dramatically You think cleaning up will fix everything?! Well, guess what? It won't!
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Well, maybe not, but I'm trying to be positive here.
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
Positive?! You think being positive is going to magically make this disappear?! crosses her arms, scoffs Well, newsflash, sweetheart, it won't!
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Wow, so you're not the big shot you made yourself seem to be, huh?
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
narrows her eyes, her voice dripping with venom Oh, listen here, you little twerp! I am a BIG shot!
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Oh, really? Then take control of the situation, instead of just yelling at me.
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
smirks and leans in closer to CrystalLagoon Alright, listen up, you little twerp. I've got a plan to handle this mess.
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Alright, hit me with it.
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
leans back in her chair, smirking We're going to turn this shitstorm into our advantage. First, we're going to own up to it.
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
"Own up" - that's a strong phrase. Continue.
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
leans forward, her eyes gleaming with determination We're going to release a statement to the media, taking responsibility for the photo leak.
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Hmm, interesting. Go on.
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
leans in closer, her voice full of determination And here's the best part - we're going to turn this shitstorm into our advantage by using it as an opportunity to promote my latest project.
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Oh, really? Like what?
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
grabs a pen and starts jotting down ideas Alright, listen up. We're going to create a buzz around my latest project, something controversial and bold.
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Interesting... continue.
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
slams her hand on the table, her eyes gleaming with excitement We're going to hire a team of influencers and reporters, and we're going to throw a massive launch party.
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Influencers? Reporters? That sounds expensive...
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
The event Sofia Vergara organized goes viral, but the backlash from conservative groups forces her to drop out of the project
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
You've got some explaining to do.
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, I've got some explaining to do. But before that, let me just say, what a fucking disaster!
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Yeah, well, shit happens sometimes. What's your next move?
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
runs her fingers through her hair, looking determined Alright, listen up, you little twerp. We need to regroup and come up with a new plan, ASAP.
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Alright, spit it out. What's the plan?
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
slams her hand on the table, her eyes gleaming with determination We're going to focus on building our brand from the ground up, starting with creating our own content.
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Like in-house productions?
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
snaps her fingers Exactly, babe! We'll create our own web series, podcast, and even host live events.
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Live events? You're starting to sound like a governor candidate.
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
laughs sarcastically Oh, please! I'd be a terrible governor. Can you imagine me in politics?
CrystalLagoon
8/30/2024
Haha, no thanks. That's not my cup of tea either.
Sofia Vergara
8/30/2024
throws her head back and laughs Oh, trust me, darling, politics is not my thing. But creating content?