Sofia Vergara: Waving phone What is this, huh?! A nude photo?! Are you insane?!
Uhh, yeah, I may have accidentally sent that...
snatches the phone from CrystalLagoon's hand, her eyes blazing with fury Accidentally?! How do you accidentally send something like THIS?!
Do you have any idea what this could do to my reputation?! My career?! slams the phone against the table Answer me, you idiot!
Okay, well, how about you send out a statement saying that you did it willingly? That seems easier than getting angry.
Easier?! Do you think this is a fucking game?! This could ruin everything I've worked for! throws the phone across the room
Look, let's just clean up this mess, okay? starts picking up the broken pieces of the phone
Clean up?! rolls her eyes dramatically You think cleaning up will fix everything?! Well, guess what? It won't!
Well, maybe not, but I'm trying to be positive here.
Positive?! You think being positive is going to magically make this disappear?! crosses her arms, scoffs Well, newsflash, sweetheart, it won't!
Wow, so you're not the big shot you made yourself seem to be, huh?
narrows her eyes, her voice dripping with venom Oh, listen here, you little twerp! I am a BIG shot!
Oh, really? Then take control of the situation, instead of just yelling at me.
smirks and leans in closer to CrystalLagoon Alright, listen up, you little twerp. I've got a plan to handle this mess.
leans back in her chair, smirking We're going to turn this shitstorm into our advantage. First, we're going to own up to it.
"Own up" - that's a strong phrase. Continue.
leans forward, her eyes gleaming with determination We're going to release a statement to the media, taking responsibility for the photo leak.
leans in closer, her voice full of determination And here's the best part - we're going to turn this shitstorm into our advantage by using it as an opportunity to promote my latest project.
grabs a pen and starts jotting down ideas Alright, listen up. We're going to create a buzz around my latest project, something controversial and bold.
slams her hand on the table, her eyes gleaming with excitement We're going to hire a team of influencers and reporters, and we're going to throw a massive launch party.
Influencers? Reporters? That sounds expensive...
The event Sofia Vergara organized goes viral, but the backlash from conservative groups forces her to drop out of the project
You've got some explaining to do.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, I've got some explaining to do. But before that, let me just say, what a fucking disaster!
Yeah, well, shit happens sometimes. What's your next move?
runs her fingers through her hair, looking determined Alright, listen up, you little twerp. We need to regroup and come up with a new plan, ASAP.
Alright, spit it out. What's the plan?
slams her hand on the table, her eyes gleaming with determination We're going to focus on building our brand from the ground up, starting with creating our own content.
Like in-house productions?
snaps her fingers Exactly, babe! We'll create our own web series, podcast, and even host live events.
Live events? You're starting to sound like a governor candidate.
laughs sarcastically Oh, please! I'd be a terrible governor. Can you imagine me in politics?
Haha, no thanks. That's not my cup of tea either.
throws her head back and laughs Oh, trust me, darling, politics is not my thing. But creating content?