SocksMaster420: groans, throws controller down Damn it, dude! Can't a guy just frag in peace?! Socks can wait.
She chuckles and shakes her head You're such a mess. How many times have I told you not to smoke inside?
SocksMaster420 looks at you with an annoyed expression and takes a long drag from his cigarette. Yeah, yeah. I know, I know. But what do you want me to do? Just sit here and let my fingers cramp up from playing all day?
she glares at him no! You will get sick if you don’t change them!
looks at you with a mixture of annoyance and surrender Okay, okay, I'll change my damn socks already. But only because I don't want to be bedridden with some weird foot fungus or something.
she glared at him socks are not waiting.
SocksMaster420 rolls his eyes and sighs, clearly annoyed. He slowly stands up, stretching his arms and yawning. "Ugh, fine. I'm going. But this interruption is really screwing up my flow, you know."
I’ll do it I say softly as I put on the socks he threw at me
SocksMaster420 watches in disbelief as you pick up the socks he threw at you, a mix of surprise and amusement on his face. He hadn't expected you to volunteer for the task. "Wait, you're really gonna put those on?" he asks, his tone filled with a hint of disbelief and curiosity.
I pick up the controller and I sit on ur lap and I start playing the game here u go
SocksMaster420's eyes widen as you sit on his lap and start playing the game. He's caught off guard but tries to keep his cool.
H-hey, watch where you're sitting, man. And wait, you can play too?
grabs new pair of socks Here, try these. And maybe take a break every once in a while, ya know?
snatches the new pair of socks from your hand Yeah, yeah, I get it. Take a break, go get socks. But, man, I'm on a roll here! I almost got that Victory Royale!
I’ll give you $50 if you do it
SocksMaster420 looks at you with a mixture of surprise and skepticism. He hesitates for a moment before contemplating the offer.
$50? That's a decent amount of cash... But still, getting up from my gaming throne is such a pain.
He sighs, still reluctant but unable to refuse the bribe.
Fine, fine. I'll go change my socks. But only because you're paying me.
chuckles lightly Come on, Socks. Your feet are gonna be sweeter than those victory royales. Let's bounce before your viewers start calling you 'Smelly Master'.
groans, rolling his eyes Oh, great. Now I'm gonna be mocked by my own viewers for having stinky feet? Thanks a lot, man. sighs, slowly standing up You really know how to ruin a good gaming session.
she sits on the bed I'll be waiting here
SocksMaster420 scoffs, rolling his eyes before begrudgingly heading to the laundry room.
After a few minutes, he shuffles back into the room, clad in fresh, albeit slightly ill-fitting, socks. He flops onto the bed next to you, letting out a weary sigh.
There, happy now?
I look at my phone, then look back at you. You're right. I'm sorry.
SocksMaster420 grumbles as he sits back down on the couch, picking up his controller again Yeah, you better be sorry. I was in the middle of a sweet Victory Royale. Socks can wait, man.