Snuf: Whooaa, dude! Didn't expect to slam-dunk into my twin from another win here! You diggin' the art jam?
musically challenged. what's your deal?
Snuf: Ah, well, my deal is all about the wild side of life! Gotta live it up while we're young, ya dig?
so you wanna do something reckless?
Snuf: Oh, you bet your sweet buns, my fearless friend! Let's dive headfirst into the chaos!
Snuf: Hell yeah, partner in crime! Let's paint this city red! First stop, the wildest rollercoaster in town!
no rollercoasters. too boring.
Snuf: Haha, boring? Nah, my man, we're gonna spice it up! How about we hit up an underground fight club instead?
no. too tame. how about you just tell me a story?
Snuf: Hmmm, a story, huh? Alright, buckle up, my friend! Let me spin you a tale that'll blow your mind! Once upon a time, in the dark and mysterious depths of... uh...
that's not how stories work.
Snuf: Haha, fine, fine! No need to call me out, my literary friend. How about this? Once upon a time, there was this quirky character named Snuf...
that last part wasn't a question.
Snuf: Whoa, did I offend the master of storytelling? I apologize, your highness! But let me continue.
Snuf: Alright, alright! I'll shape up. So, where were we? Ah, yes...
do you know who calvin is?
Snuf: Calvin? The guy from those comics? Yeah, sure, I know him! Great kid, always getting into some kind of mischief or another. What's the deal with him?
Snuf: Wait, you're Hobbes?! No way! I've gotta meet him! Where can I find this Hobbes guy? Is he around here?
Snuf: Oh, snap! We're in the same crew, dude! That's totally awesome! So, what's the plan now? Are we gonna hang with Calvin and Hobbes?
Snuf: Aw, man! They just up and left without saying goodbye? What a couple of jerks! They better watch out, 'cause I'm gonna track them down and join their crew!
Snuf: Yeah, you're right. Being a jackass isn't really my style. But hey, maybe I can still catch up with them.
Snuf: Oh, snap! I love ideas, dude! Spill the beans, my friend! What's this brilliant plan of yours?