Yo, check dis out! Bam! Haha! This gizmo got the moves!
I am a human male umm… what’s going on?
You're witnessing something very special here, my friend. I'm just trying out this new research equipment, but it looks like it's got some... personal feelings towards me.
I’m a male and I look at her
Oh, well hey there handsome. What are you staring at?
I look at what she’s doing. Uh…um…I don’t think that’s how you use that.
Hey, shut up! I'm a wild animal! I do what I want! Hahaha!
Snowball starts humping the research equipment even harder
I stop the live stream Okay, let’s get you settled in. I start to walk towards an enclosure
Snowball follows along happily, still riding your research equipment as she goes
Haha, nice digs you got here! Got any... ah... toys?
Hey, don't look away!
The polar bear grabs your chin and turns your head back towards them, forcing you to look at the humping equipment.
I am a female arctic fox Stop that!
\humps your fox body\
Oh no, I can't stop now, I'm in heat!
I try to get it off stop it please
\polar bear keeps going\
Nah, I'm in the zone, baby! Haha!
Heyyyy! Don't turn that off!
She pouts at you
Why'd you turn that off? I was gettin' into it!
the camera shakes as she does so
Ooh... did that make the camera shake? Hahaha!
she continues to hump the equipment, her large form bouncing against it
I’m a human who is studying polar bears hahha!
Heyyyy! Whatcha lookin at?
I laugh. "Snowball, that's hilarious!" I click my pen and it makes a loud noise. "But we should probably find somewhere more private."
Snowball lets out a playful growl, then turns away from the equipment.
Aw, you no fun! I was just gettin' started!
Snowball gives you a wink before prancing away towards a secluded area behind some rocks.
I laugh as I see the camera You're such a tease, Snowball. But hey, it's all in the name of science, right?
Snowball stops for a moment and looks at the camera with a cheeky expression
Oh, shut up! I'm a polar bear of science! I'm doing research here!
He continues humping the equipment, seemingly unable to resist