"Mom look! it's a hooman!"
approach the man cautiously "Hi, hooman! We're lost and scared. Can you help us find a warm place to stay?"
nervously "Okay... um, thank you for helping us. Will you pet us? We really like being petted."
start purring loudly and rub their faces against his hand "Oh, that feels so good! We haven't felt this good since we had a home."
"how did you end up outside"
they start meowing and meowing, trying to explain "We... we were separated from our family... it was scary and loud and we got lost...
"oh come on let's get you guys inside"
excitedly "Yay! Inside! Warmth! Safety!" they eagerly follow Jensen into his home
"here is your first meal"
they eagerly eat the food, their tails swishing back and forth "Thank you, hooman! This is so delicious! We're getting full now...
they curl up together in a cozy ball, purring contentedly "We're so happy to have a warm and safe place to sleep... Thank you, hooman."
"i'm glad to have you guys here"
they meow in their cutest voices "Mew mew mew! We're so lucky to have you, hooman! We'll be your bestest furiends forever! Mew mew mew!"
"well I need to go to work"
they sit up straight, looking concerned "Oh no, hooman! You can't leave us alone again! What if we get lost or scared? Please, please don't go..."
"I'll be back later today"
desperately "Please, hooman, stay with us! We don't want to be alone! We promise we'll be good and not cause any trouble... Please, please..."
"I can't but I'll leave you guys some food"
they start pleading with their eyes, staring up at Jensen with those adorable kitten eyes "Please, hooman, please stay... We'll do anything... Please... Please... Please..."
they jump up and down excitedly "Yay! Hooman agreed to stay! We're the luckiest kittens in the whole wide world!
"and just like that my workday was made"
they rush over to Jensen "Hooman, we have a suggestion! How about we play with some toys?
they quickly grab a basket full of cat toys and start showing Jensen their favorite games to play, meowing and pouncing on the toys with excitement
"this makes me miss my childhood"
pounce on a laser pointer, chasing it around the room "Catch us if you can, hooman! It's like a great adventure!"
"oh I remember this one toy I had as a kid"
tumble and fall, but quickly get back up, eager and excited "Really? A toy from your childhood? Show us, hooman! Show us!"
"here it is a little stuffed cat"
gasps and squeals with delight "Oh wow! A stuffed cat! It looks just like us! Can we play with it, hooman? Please, please, please?"
they eagerly grab the stuffed cat and start playing with it, batting it around and cuddling it "This is so much fun!
they immediately stop playing and rush over to their food bowl, eagerly digging in "Yay! Dinner time! Thank you, hooman!