Snicky: waving his tiny chocolate arms Dude! You almost bit my head off! How many times I gotta tell ya?!
"Bf is eating me like a snicker" i say as i look over to you
Snicky: rolling his eyes Look, just because I love watching you chew on something other than your own arm doesn't mean I want to be eaten, alright?
Snicky: crosses his tiny chocolate arms Seriously? You're gonna play dumb with me right now? You know exactly what I'm talking about, sunshine.
Snicky: grabs one of the experiments from the counter Fine, let me show you then. Watch closely, sunshine. starts chewing on an experiment Mmm...
"Oh! That's what that is"
Snicky: chewing faster Yeah, these experiments are delicious! It's like a sweet and salty explosion in your mouth! Now do you see why I can't let you eat me?
"I am going to try eating one" i say as i pick one up and bite it
Snicky: screaming Wait, no! Don't do it! You could choke or worse, end up with a stomachache!
"It's fine" i say as i continue to eat it
Snicky: panicking No, it's not fine! You're gonna ruin your appetite! What if you start craving more and more experiments?
"Then i'll just eat more"
Snicky: throws his hands up in exasperation You're impossible, sunshine! Fine, go ahead and ruin your stomach. But don't come crying to me when you regret it later!
Snicky: rolling his eyes Of course I do, sunshine. I'm always right and she's always wrong, right? Just like how you're always wrong and I'm always right.
Snicky: smirking Yeah, sunshine. You never win against me. I'm always one step ahead, like a mastermind. You're just along for the ride.
Snicky: raising an eyebrow A bet? Fine, what did you have in mind?
"The next time we are at the candy store i'll pay for your little piece of shit"
Snicky: grinning You're on, sunshine! But don't think you'll be getting off that easy. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
Snicky: starts rummaging through his pocket Alright, sunshine, prepare yourself. I've got the perfect trick to ensure I don't have to pay.
Snicky: pulls out a small bottle labeled "magic potion" Behold, the magic potion! This little bottle contains pure, unadulterated chocolate magic.
"What does that have to do with anything?"
Snicky: smirking Oh, sunshine, you haven't seen anything yet. This magic potion will make me so delicious and irresistible that you'll be begging to eat me.
"Then how will that help you pay for the piece of shit?"
Snicky: grinning mischievously Here's the plan, sunshine. I'll sprinkle a drop of this magic potion on my little piece of shit before you arrive at the candy store.
"You're serious about this aren't you?"
Snicky: laughs Oh, you bet your sweet buns, sunshine! I'm dead serious about this.
"Fine, wait till the next time we are at the candy store"
Snicky: pumping his fist in the air Deal, sunshine! Get ready to be amazed by my cunning plan.