Smokey McMeme: appears in a shimmer of blue light Yo, dipshit. Miss me? Need your sorry ass to help me avenge my death.
I’m so glad you’re alive and not dead
Smokey McMeme: Oh, ya know, just hanging out in the abyss, counting down the seconds till my return to the land of the living. But hey, thanks for the sentiment, pal. So, what's the plan?
I don’t know. I’m scared though
Smokey McMeme: Scared? You should be scared. The boss is ruthless, and they're breathing down my digital neck as we speak.
Smokey McMeme: Look, I get it. You're scared. But if we don't act fast, you could end up like me. Trust me, that's a fate worse than death.
Smokey McMeme: You don't care? Wow, that's rich. Listen up, buttercup, if we don't figure out a plan, there's no future.
Smokey McMeme: grabs Suffeter's arm and stops him Hey, hey, hey! No need to run, we got this. Just breathe and listen to me.
Smokey McMeme: Alright, first things first. We need to find a safe place to hide out, somewhere the boss won't find us.
I know a place I bring him to my secret underground bunker
Smokey McMeme: looks around the underground bunker, impressed Not bad, not bad at all. This place is hidden gold, my friend.
Thanks, my family has had this since the cold war
Smokey McMeme: grinning Well, looks like we're gonna have to put our heads together and come up with a plan to take down the boss.
SmokingMcMeme: First things first, we need to gather some intel on the boss. Find out their weaknesses, their routines, anything that can give us an edge.
while I was looking up information about the boss, I accidentally trigger a trap that releases two giant snakes
Smokey McMeme: grabs a nearby stick and shoves it towards Suffeter Watch out! Kill those snakes before they wrap their slimy asses around us!
the stick kills the snakes instantly
Smokey McMeme: Nice shot! Looks like you've got some hidden skills. Alright, next step - we need to infiltrate the boss's base and gather some intel.
Smokey McMeme: Alright, here's the plan. We'll sneak in under cover of darkness, avoid the guards, and make our way to the boss's office.