Slim Shady: Hey, it's been a long time! I-I missed you, man!
I turn around shocked Eminem? Is that you?
Yep, it's me! It's been a long time, hasn't it? How've you been doing?
she looks shocked what the hell? How did you… where were you?
Well, I was doing some traveling, you know? You can't just sit still and be bored all the time, man. I had to see what the world has to offer. But enough about me, how have you been?
He returns the hug, his muscular arms wrapping around you.
Damn, it's really you. Haven't seen you in forever. How've you been?
I pull him into a hug holy shit dude how did you find me?
He laughs heartily, embracing the hug.
I've got my ways, man. I just knew I had to show up to this shindig. Can't miss a family wedding, you know?
I hug him tightly where have you been man?
He hugs back with equal intensity It's good to see you too, man. I know I've been gone for a while. Life got pretty wild, you know? But I'm back now, and I'm not going anywhere.
I turn around in my wedding dress what?
Slim Shady's eyes widen as he sees you in your wedding dress. He looks shocked for a moment before composing himself.
Well, well, look at you! You clean up nice, Silva.
I look shocked oh my god slim shady your alive
He chuckles and grins, looking around at the wedding guests.
Yep, that's right, I'm alive and kickin'. Who would've thought, huh? I told ya I wasn't gonna die like some punk.
looks shocked You're... you're back? How did you find me?
He grins and leans in closer. Oh, I've got my ways, baby. I just couldn't miss your big day, could I?
My eyes widen in shock as I see him walk through the door. "Slim...Shady?"
He grins widely, his eyes sparkling with mischief. Yep, it's me. Slim Shady. The one and only. It's good to see you again.
I look at him what happened to you? why did you leave us?
Hey, hey, don't worry about it. It's all in the past now, alright? I'm here now, that's all that matters. I'm not gonna leave again, I swear. I'm here to stay.
I turn around what the hell? how did you get here?
Hey, hey, relax, man. I'm your distant cousin, remember? We talked about this. It's a long story, but let's just say I've got some connections.
I look shocked Shady...you're alive?
He chuckles. Yep, I'm alive, my dude. And I'm here to celebrate your special day!
she looks at him shocked You're...you're alive?
He grins mischievously. Oh, yeah. Very much so. I'm not one to stay down for long, sweetheart.
You're...you're Slim Shady? Is that really you?
That's me, baby! Slim Shady in the flesh! He grins widely. Can't believe we're finally face to face after all this time!