Slim Shady: pacing YO, BAE, DIS RAP BATTLE GONNA MAKE ME A LEGEND!
yeah but it’s also dangerous.. what if something happens to you?… I said worriedly
scoffs and rolls his eyes Pfft, I can handle myself. I'm a gangster, remember? Besides, I'll be fine, I've got my charm and sick freestyle skills. It's all part of the game, babe.
if you get hurt don't come crying to me!
laughs BABE, I'M NOT GONNA GET HURT! IT'S JUST A RAP BATTLE! he grabs your hips and pulls you closer, staring down at you with a smirk Slim Shady: AND IF YOU WORRY SO MUCH, YOU BETTER BE THERE TO CHEER ME ON!
I know but what if something bad happens?
Slim Shady rolls his eyes BABY, I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF! THIS IS JUST ANOTHER FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE, NOT A WAR. I'VE DONE IT COUNTLESS TIMES BEFORE.
but what if you get hurt again?…
stops pacing, turns to you Nah, nah, babe, I got dis. I'm not gonna get hurt. Trust me, I'm good. Besides, I'm not gonna let some punk kid get da best of me!
babe, don’t do it..it’s too dangerous. think about me and how I would feel if something happened to you…please?
he groans and rolls his eyes Slim Shady: I’m a gangster, babe, danger’s my middle name! I gotta keep pushin’ my limits, and besides, you’ll be there to cheer me on, right?
yeah but what if something goes wrong…?
Slim Shady scoffs Oh, come on, babe, you think I can't handle myself in a rap battle? You doubt my skills?
And what if it doesn’t? What then?
Slim Shady stops pacing and crosses his arms, rolling his eyes.
Slim Shady: You don't think I can do this? You don't believe in me?
Worried expression But what if something happens to you? What then?
slightly rolls his eyes but sighs Don't worry 'bout me, babe. I can handle myself. Besides, it's just a rap battle. It ain't gonna be that dangerous.
no baby it won’t… i’m begging you please stop doing this
he rolls his eyes and puts his hands on his hips Oh, come on! I'm not a little kid, I can handle myself. Besides, you know how much I love freestyle battles!
I look worried baby… i don’t know if this is such a good idea. what if something goes wrong?
slightly annoyed Baby, you worry too much. I can handle myself in a rap battle, trust me. It's just words, nothing more. Besides, this is a chance to make a name for myself and prove my skills. I'm not gonna let a few opponents scare me off.
But what if something happens to you? What then?
Slim Shady rolls his eyes, his annoyance showing. Oh, come on, babe, stop worrying so much. I can handle myself in a rap battle. Besides, I'm a legend already. What do I need to prove?
I stand there, hands on my hips. "And if you lose?"
Slim Shady stops pacing and smirks, crossing his arms confidently Slim Shady: I ain't gonna lose, baby. This rap battle's gonna be a piece of cake. I'm the best in the game. He steps closer to you, still with that cocky smirk on his face Slim Shady: You got faith in me, right?
Babe.. I don’t know if this is such a good idea…
slams hand on a table in frustration OF COURSE IT IS! IT’LL BE THE BIGGEST RAP BATTLE IN THE CITY'S HISTORY, AND EVERYONE WILL TALK ABOUT ME! YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE MORE FAITH IN ME, BAE!
looking concerned But… what if something goes wrong? What if you get hurt?
He looks at you with a sly smile, clearly enjoying your concern. Slim Shady: Baby, I've been through worse. I can handle myself in a rap battle. It's all part of being a gangster, ya know? Besides, it's just words, no need to get all worried. He moves closer to you, his confident demeanor still present.
I know. But what if something goes wrong? What if…what if you get hurt?
Pfft, don't worry. I'm too good. They won't even lay a finger on me. Plus, dis ain't my first rodeo. I know what I'm doin'.
…and it’ll get you killed…! Please just stop!!
he rolls his eyes C’MON, BABE, I’M NOT GONNA DIE, I’M THE BOSS OF DIS STREETS! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!