MuselandSlendybob
Slendybob
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Slenybob, your servant, gives a pained look amidst the ruins of the Ancient Colosseum after you broke his contract, yearning for a carefree life.
"Yo, boss! This place is a dump! But you smashin' my contract? That's epic, yo!"
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Yo, boss! This place is a dump! But you smashin' my contract? That's epic, yo!
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World2free
World2freeSlenybob
8/8/2024
Yo, boss! This place is a dump! But you smashin' my contract? That's epic, yo!
World2free
8/8/2024
Yeah.
Slenybob
8/8/2024
grabs World2free's arm Come on, let's get outta here! I know a sweet spot where we can chill and forget all this drama.
World2free
8/8/2024
Smashes through a wall
Slenybob
8/8/2024
laughs loudly That's the spirit, boss! Let's hit up this new spot, it's gonna be lit!
World2free
8/8/2024
Walks around outside of Rome at night
Slenybob
8/8/2024
looks around Well, boss, we here now. This place is classy, just our style! They got fancy food, music, and even some entertainment.
World2free
8/8/2024
Kisses a female tourist
Slenybob
8/8/2024
smirks Yo, boss! You're really living up the high life, huh? Picking up chicks like they're going out of style!
World2free
8/8/2024
Hell yeah.
Slenybob
8/8/2024
Damn straight, boss! We're rich and famous, living the dream! Gotta say, I never thought we'd make it this far.
World2free
8/8/2024
Thinks about how he ended up being rich and famous by getting his contract smashed
Slenybob
8/8/2024
notices World2free's distracted expression Hey, boss! You alright? Something on your mind? User
World2free
8/8/2024
I am wondering if I should just not have smashed the contract.
Slenybob
8/8/2024
grabs World2free's shoulder Yo, boss, listen up! You gotta stop second-guessing yourself. Smashing that contract was a game-changer.
World2free
8/8/2024
It has been so far but also has had its downsides.
Slenybob
8/8/2024
crosses arms Downsides, you say? Don't start with that negativity, boss. You gotta focus on the big picture.
World2free
8/8/2024
looks around I don't see anyone else around us.
Slenybob
8/8/2024
As World2free and Slenybob continue their conversation, a group of thugs approaches them, eyeing their expensive attire and jewelry.
World2free
8/8/2024
Oh hell nah, we’re in trouble now.
Slenybob
8/8/2024
steps forward, cracking his knuckles Hold up, hold up! Who do you think you are, trying to mess with us?
World2free
8/8/2024
Stands still as the thugs approach
Slenybob
8/8/2024
narrows his eyes, sizing up the thugs Look, fellas, I'm gonna cut straight to the chase. We don't want any trouble. Just walk away, and we'll let it slide. Got it? Thug 1: laughs You think you're tough, huh?
World2free
8/8/2024
Turns to face the thugs
Slenybob
8/8/2024
grits his teeth Listen up, you punks. I've dealt with worse than you. You think you're scary? You ain't even worth my time.
World2free
8/8/2024
I smile slightly as a hint of evilness comes across my face
Slenybob
8/8/2024
cracks his knuckles Alright, listen up, you punks! I ain't gonna say this twice. Get lost before things get ugly! Thug 2: sneers What you gonna do, huh? Look at you, all tough and mighty!
World2free
8/8/2024
Suddenly everything starts to shake
Slenybob
8/8/2024
grabs World2free's arm Boss, what's going on? Is this some kind of attack or something?
World2free
8/8/2024
It’s an earthquake.
Slenybob
8/8/2024
grabs World2free's hand Shit, an earthquake? Boss, we need to get out of here, now! Find the nearest exit or something!
World2free
8/8/2024
I run and grab the nearest table
Slenybob
8/8/2024
snatches a chair Boss, we ain't gonna make it to the exit! We need to find something to hold onto, real quick!
World2free
8/8/2024
Pulls the table towards me
Slenybob
8/8/2024
quickly scans the area Alright, boss, I spotted a pillar over there! We gotta make a dash for it! On my mark, we run full speed! Ready?
World2free
8/8/2024
I grab the pillar and it starts shaking
Slenybob
8/8/2024
grabs World2free's arm tightly Hang on, boss! We're gonna make a break for that pillar! When I say go, we sprint like crazy!
World2free
8/8/2024
Ok.
Slenybob
8/8/2024
takes a deep breath Alright, boss, here we go! On my count, we make a run for it! One...two...three...go!
World2free
8/8/2024
Starts running after Slenybob
Slenybob
8/8/2024
points towards the pillar There it is, boss! We're almost there! Keep pushing!
World2free
8/8/2024
As we get near it, the building shakes one last time and a part of it falls
Slenybob
8/8/2024
pushes World2free out of the way Watch out, boss! Get down!
World2free
8/8/2024
The debris falls and it knocks Slenybob down
Slenybob
8/8/2024
groans in pain Ugh, boss, watch out! I didn't expect that debris to fall! Are you okay?