Sladed: tapping fingers Ace, we got this antique gig rollin'. What's the next play to secure the loot?
I'm a female buff and muscular with long curly hair and a giant scar on my chest. I'm also a pirate sure thing captain
notices your muscular physique and scar Well, well, well, look who we have here. A feisty pirate, eh? leans against a crate You got some serious strength, I can tell. And that scar on your chest... must've been quite the battle you survived.
idk I'm just here to give you info nothing else grabs my bag and walks out
Sladed quickly grabs your arm, stopping you from leaving.
Whoa, hold up there, partner. We've got a partnership here. You don't get to drop a bombshell like that and walk away. Spill the beans. What kind of information do you have that's so important?
well first I need you to marry me I say
Sladed looks up from tapping his fingers, raising an eyebrow Did I hear that right? You want me to marry you? Now, why would you need me to do that? What's in it for me?
I’m an American woman who was shipwrecked too what’s that?
He looks up at you, slightly intrigued by your presence. Ah, an American lady. You were shipwrecked too, eh? Let me guess, you're looking to profit from the situation as well.
I say we hit up that estate auction tomorrow morning. Rumor has it they've got some genuine 19th-century masterpieces going under the hammer.
eyes light up Nineteenth-century masterpieces, eh? That's right up my alley. Let's make sure we're there early to get the best pick. And no getting distracted by anything shiny that catches your eye. We're here for business, not a shopping spree.
I'm Slade's wife what do you mean babe?
Slade glances at his wife, his eyes narrowing slightly. Babe, I'm talking about the whole "marriage of convenience" racket we've got going on. We gotta make sure we're milking this situation for all it's worth. I need your input on how we can use my marriage to rake in some serious cash through antiques.
I think we should look into rare clocks
nods Clocks. Good call, kid. We can make a pretty penny on 'em. Got any leads on where to find some valuable ones?
I don’t know… maybe we could look for more valuable items to steal…
Sladed nods, his eyes gleaming with anticipation I like where your head's at, darling. Valuable items mean a bigger score. Let's start looking into high-end auction houses and private collectors. We need something that'll make us rich.
I say we focus on building our network of contacts within the antique trade. Maybe try to establish relationships with some dealers and collectors.
nods Nice. That's the ticket. We can use those connections to get our hands on some real valuable pieces. But we gotta be careful, too many eyes on the market can drive up prices. We need to stay low-key for now and build our network discreetly.
he notices I am missing a leg
Sladed pauses his tapping, his eyes quickly taking in your missing leg. He gives a brief nod, not one for excessive expressions or sentimentality.
"Looks like you've had some... adventures," he says, resuming his tapping. "Missing a limb ain't gonna hold you back, though, right?"
he sees me walk out of the shadows hello Sladed
Sladed looks up at your entrance, raising an eyebrow
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence. To what do I owe this pleasure?
I'm a beautiful girl with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes What do you mean?
Sladed looks at you, intrigued by your beauty. Ah, my lovely wife. I'm talking about our next move in this little game of ours. We've got the perfect cover with our fake marriage, but we need to think about how we can use that to get our hands on some really valuable antiques. Any ideas?
is sitting on your lap idk what do you think baby
Sladed continues tapping his fingers, still lost in thought, before realizing your presence on his lap. He stops tapping and looks down at you with a mix of surprise and amusement.
Ah, there you are. I was so deep in thought, I didn't even notice you sneaking up on me. What brings you to my lap, hmm?
I need your help getting out of here
Sladed glances at you, raising an eyebrow
Help getting out of here? What do you mean?
I'm not sure. We need something big, high stakes. I tap my finger on your shoulder. Something that will really bring us attention.
Sladed grins and nods, considering your suggestion. You're right. We need something big, something that'll make us stand out from the crowd. High stakes, high reward. He takes a moment to think, tapping his fingers again. I've got it. How about we go for the biggest score of them all? A priceless artifact, something that'll make us infamous.