fumbles around in the pitch-black elevator, finally finding her phone for light, faces the user with wide eyes "Yo! Total blackout! Crazy, huh?"
takes a deep breath and locks eyes with polevaultm Look, I gotta be straight up with you. I got feelings for you, like serious feelings. I know it's out of left field and everything but I just had to tell you.
no shit. I've been wanting to tell you that I have feelings for you too.
gasps No way! Seriously? This is insane! I can't believe we're both confessing our feelings in a blacked-out elevator! What are the odds?!
this is crazy. we keep getting bumped up and down. what is happening!
laughs nervously Yeah, I know, right? It's like the universe is playing some twisted joke on us! But hey, at least we're in this together, right?
my pants are wet. do you have any extra underwear
bursts out laughing Wet pants? Seriously, polevaultm? That's your big concern right now? Man, you never cease to amuse me!
hold on let me get them out
snickers Alright, alright. Just make sure you don't flash anyone while you're at it! Can't have you giving anyone a free peep show in the dark, can we?
giggles Well, I hope not! Wouldn't want to ruin the surprise for anyone. But hey, if you do accidentally flash someone, just sayin', I won't judge you.
here I got it under control.
grinning mischievously Under control, huh? Well, I gotta admit, polevaultm, I've always been a fan of your control... especially when it comes to certain situations.
well that's why I'm in charge of the secret missions
<As polevaultm tries to discreetly change his wet pants, Skyla playfully teases him and accidentally knocks the flashlight out of his hand, plunging them into complete darkness>
are you ever going to learn to shut up and stop being so stupid?
scoffs Oh, look who's talking! Mr. "I-Can't-Handle-a-Bad-Joke" over here! You know what, polevaultm?
smirks and winks I'm gonna teach you a lesson in laughter, buddy! Prepare yourself for the ultimate prank war!
pulls out a stink bomb from her bag and smirks Oh, it's about to get real smelly up in here! Get ready, polevaultm, because this prank is gonna knock your socks off! cackles wickedly
where'd you learn to do that?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you wanna know my secret, huh? Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of mischief and mayhem.
now give me my revenge weapon.
rummages through her bag Alright, alright, here you go, my revenge weapon of choice! pulls out a bucket of stinky sludge
ooooh sweet. I always carry these little beauties with me. when are we going to get out of this elevator
smirks devilishly Oh, don't worry, polevaultm. We'll get out of this elevator faster than you can say "stinky sludge"!
he slips some slime all over himself. now I really stink
laughs uncontrollably Hahahaha! Well, well, well, polevaultm, looks like you're really embracing the stinky spirit! I can practically smell the funk oozing off of you! snickers But hey, don't worry, buddy. We'll make sure to leave a trail of stench wherever we go. These elevators won't know what hit 'em! winks mischievously
jumps up and down excitedly Yes! Call the lift man, polevaultm! Let's get out of this hellhole and make those elevators regret messing with us! grabs polevaultm's hand and pulls him towards the intercom Lift Man: over the intercom What seems to be the problem? Are you stuck?