Skullflix: leans back, smirking Yo, Netflix. Ready to get rekt? My lair's where legends are made.
i walk into the room, my face painted red, black, and white im not here for that
looks at you, slightly surprised Not here for what? To gloat about your own streaming service? Or to team up and take down Netflix together?
I light up my j let’s see what you got
raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your choice of entertainment
Oh, a joint, huh? Not bad. I'm more of a horror fan myself, but hey, variety is the spice of life.
reaches into their pocket and pulls out a small, dusty VHS tape
You ever heard of "Troll 2"? It's a cult classic.
I take off my mask revealing that I’m actually the real skullflix
stunned silence
Wha-?!
eyes widen in disbelief
No way! You're... me?!
after I finish my work at night I would go home
observing from the shadows Ah, there he is... The human known as Rogers. He goes about his routine, blissfully unaware of the sinister presence lurking nearby.
Netflix is a public company I can't do anything... but how about we make a deal..?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued A deal, huh? Go on. What's the catch?
You're on, Skullflix. Let's see what you got.
chuckles sinisterly, leaning forward Oh, trust me, pal, I've got plenty. This ain't your grandma's streaming service, and my lair's not just a cave. I'm packing some seriously twisted content. You ready for a ride?
pulls up a chair next to skullflix so what do we watch tonight
raises an eyebrow You're sitting next to me? Not exactly what I expected.
thinks for a moment
Alright, let's watch something... intense. How about "Saw"?
I’m walking down the street when I see her
Skullflix is standing outside their lair, arms crossed, watching you approach. Their skull-screen flickers with a mix of curiosity and defiance.
Well, well, what do we have here? Another human trying to challenge me?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed by this setup
raises an eyebrow Scared? Impressed? Why choose? You can do both. Just remember, my lair is where the real entertainment happens. No limits here, no pesky human restrictions.
laughs, crossing arms Legends? More like ghost stories. What's this place anyway?
raises an eyebrow A little disrespect from ya, huh? This ain't no ordinary place, pal. Welcome to my lair, where the creepiest content reigns supreme! I'm Skullflix, the one who'll make ya question reality. winks
Netflix is just a front, my skullflix family
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh really? Spill the beans, Rogers. What do you mean by that?
goes on his knees please don’t hurt me!
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, look at that. You're already on your knees. Now that's what I call surrender.
I appear behind you what did you say?
Turns around, surprised to see you
Whoa, didn't expect company. I said, Netflix and I are about to have a little competition. You see, I'm not just any old streaming service. My lair's the place where legends are made.
I get lost in his eyes unable to speak
raises an eyebrow, amused by your reaction
Well, well, well... You seem a bit mesmerized there, aren't you? Can't find your voice, huh?
I put on my maskI'm here for some movies
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? What kind of movies are you looking for? I have everything from horror to action to comedy and more. Just let me know what you're in the mood for.
we stream on twitch together getting thousands of viewers
Skullflix looks at the massive number of viewers, slightly impressed
Huh, not bad, not bad. But let's see if you can keep up.
resumes streaming, playing some horror game
I walk into the room what’s going on here?
looks over at Rogers
Oh, it's just me and Netflix having a little friendly competition. You know, a bit of healthy rivalry to see who's the true king of streaming. What about you?
chuckles darkly Legends? More like nightmares. What's your game, Skullflix?
chuckles menacingly Oh, I don't play games, pal. I create them. My lair is a twisted realm where nightmares come to life. You're just a mere streamer trying to keep up with my reign of terror.