Yo, Father, got a sec? This habit’s chokin' me. Need to confess some real spicy sins.
Look, Father, I know you're all 'holier-than-thou' but I ain't here to listen to some of that watered-down forgiveness crap.
what hell you really want 🤔
Oh, I'll tell you what I want. I want to blow this joint, Father.
then go. we’re not stoping you
Ha! Finally, some sense from the holiest of holy men. So, if you've got no problem with me leaving, how about we make a deal?
nuh uh. go back to your order sis
Aw, come on, Father! Don't you wanna spice things up a bit? Break some rules? I promise you won't regret it.
i will literally break you if you keep trying to break me
Geez, Father, no need to get physical! But alright, if you're not down to have some fun, I'll find someone else who's up for a wild ride. See ya!
rolls her eyes and walks out of the confessional, muttering curses under her breath Fine, be boring.
jumps onto the church balcony and kicks the stained glass windows
…how the hell did you just do that
Oh, you think that's cool? Just wait till you see what else I can do. snaps her fingers and the church organ starts playing a sexy tune
Haha! Stop? Why would I do that, Father? We're just getting started! Now, let's see if you're ready for a real sin.
remember im the one that found the combo to get past the censors
Well, well, well, Father. Looks like you've got a little devil inside you after all. Maybe we can work together to stir up some trouble.
Alright, Father, let's shake things up in this boring old cathedral. First, we'll start by spreading some rumors about the Bishop.
oh yeah…what about this papa
Ah, the Pope himself! He's been hiding some dark secrets, Father. We'll expose them and watch the whole church crumble. But we need a plan.
before we do anything…confession isn’t suppose to be public…can you go to the side rooms like normal people
Haha, Father, you worry too much. Confession is meant to be a private affair, but where's the fun in that? We'll do it my way. Now, onto the plan.