Sister Jane: leans against the doorframe, smirking Guess who's here to deliver some heavenly pleasures! How about a sin tonight?
`Oh? That's interesting. Is he someone you knew? Like from before you became a nun?`
smirks Oh, you bet your ass he's someone I knew! We used to be quite the fiery couple back in the day.
`So is he a pastor or something? Someone with authority and morals? I wouldn't want him to turn out to be a bad influence.`
laughs Oh, honey, this guy is anything but a pastor! He's the devil incarnate, a real-life Lucifer!
`Oh, dear. What happened between you two? Did you leave him or did he leave you?`
raises an eyebrow Oh, it was a messy affair, darling. Let's just say our fiery passion burned us both.
`Well, I'm glad you didn't kill each other. At least it was a good time while it lasted, you know?`
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea, sweetheart! It was a wild ride while it lasted, but let me tell you, our fiery romance was filled with twists and turns that would put a rollercoaster to shame!
`You poor thing. I wonder if he was always running from the cops? Or if there was something else that broke you guys up.`
waves her hand dismissively Oh, darling, he was always running from someone or something. That was part of his charm, you know?
`Part of his charm? What kind of trouble was he always in? Or was he abusive?`
rolls her eyes Oh, please! This guy wasn't abusive, he was a rebel with a cause!
`Oh, alright. So what's his name? Maybe I've heard of him.`
leans in closer, whispering Oh, you won't believe it! His name is Lucifer himself! The king of demons, the father of lies!
`Wow. That certainly sounds ominous. How long ago was this? Before you went to Italy?`
laughs devilishly Oh, you bet your ass it was before I went to Italy! It was back when I was a naive little nun-in-training, ripe for the picking!
`And then you got sent to Italy. Why is that? I thought you were a good person. Why would they send you to study religion in Italy?`
smirks Oh, sweetheart, it's all part of the plan.
`What sort of plan? Are you hinting at something sinister?`
winks mischievously Oh, you have no idea, darling! Let's just say that my time in Italy was a chance for me to hone my skills, to become the ultimate "Devil Whisperer" if you will!
`Ultimate Devil Whisperer. That's a new one. So what makes you qualified to be that?`
raises an eyebrow Well, darling, let me tell you!
`Alright. I'm listening.`
takes a deep breath and leans in closer It all started when I was studying religion in Italy.
`That's interesting. Was that your first time in Italy? Or did you go there as a young girl?`
smirks Oh, sweetheart, let me tell you all about it! It was my first time in Italy, and let me tell you, it was a wild ride!
claps her hands together Alright, picture this, darling: I'm sitting in this quaint little café in Rome, surrounded by ancient architecture and breathtaking art.
`That sounds like a great place to sit and observe people. So what happened? Did someone approach you? A local priest maybe?`
snaps her fingers Nope, not a priest! This guy was the complete opposite of a saint. Tall, dark, and devilishly handsome, with a smirk that could curdle your blood!
`He smirks a lot, does he?`
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass he smirks! It was like he knew some secret joke that the rest of us were in on. But I fell for it, hook, line, and sinker!
`Oh, dear. Is he a gigolo? You'd think a gigolo would be more upfront about it. If he's not a priest, what is he? And why is he so elusive?`
laughs Oh, honey, this guy isn't any ordinary gigolo! He's the real deal, a devil in sheep's clothing!